FORMULAS FOR GROWING OLD WITH GRACE:

11 FORMULAS FOR GROWING OLD WITH GRACE:

1. Live in your own place to enjoy independence and privacy.

2. Hold on to your bank deposits and assets with yourself.

3. Don't depend only on your children's promise to care for you when you grow old as their prioroties change with time.

4. Expand your circle of friends to include those who will outlive you. 

5. Do not compare and expect nothing from others.

6. Do not meddle in the life of your children. Let them live THEIR life not yours.

7. Do not use old age as your shield and justification to demand care, respect and attention.

8. Listen to what others say but think and act independently.

9. Pray, but do not beg, even from God. If at all, ask for his forgiveness.

      

Last 2 IMPORTANT ONES ....

10. TAKE GOOD CARE OF OWN HEALTH. Apart from Medical Attention, eat Best Food in the Best Way (you can afford) & Try to Do your own Work ...

 

And finally,

11. DO NOT RETIRE FROM LIFE.

Remember,

You are not ALIVE, unless and until you start LIVING!

HAPPY LIVING 

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Success means:

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to become the best that you are capable of becoming.

Humbleness and courage

Think at what age matters not the age

It doesn't matter how old you are

 When it comes to thinking about what age you are

इससे कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि आप कितने साल के हैं

जब यह सोचने की बात आती है कि आप किस उम्र के हैं

ਗੱਲ ਉਮਰ ਦੀ ਨਹੀ ਕੇ ਤੁਸੀ ਕਿੰਨੀ ਉਮਰ ਦੇ ਹੋ 

ਗੱਲ ਸੋਚ ਦੀ ਆ ਕਿ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸ ਚ ਉਮਰ ਚ ਕਿਹੜੀ ਸੋਚ ਰਖਦੇ ਹੋ

ੴ

ਨਾਨਕ ਨਾਮ ਚੜ੍ਹਦੀ ਕਲਾ

ਤੇਰੇ ਭਾਣੇ ਸਰਬੱਤ ਦਾ ਭਲਾ 🙏

🌺ਸਤਿਨਾਮ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਜੀ🌺

🙏🏼 🌹🌺ੴ🌹🌺🙏🏼

संस्कार पत्थर के हैं

हम अपने नाम को अमर करने के लिए पत्थरों का सहारा लेते हैं। हम पत्थरों पर लिखे नाम के साथ अमर होना चाहते हैं। हम उन राजाओं की मूर्तियाँ रखते हैं, जिनका निधन हो चुका है। हालाँकि इस्लाम खुद को मूर्ति-पूजक नहीं मानता, लेकिन वह पत्थर की कब्रों की पूजा से बच नहीं पाया। मनुष्य के जीवन में हर जगह पत्थर जुड़े हुए हैं। अगर एक पत्थर दूसरे के पास है, तो कोई नहीं जानता। इंसान अपने पिछले संस्कारों के अनुसार भी जी रहा है। अगर दो भाई एक ही घर में रहते हैं, तो एक-दूसरे से मिलने में कई महीने लगते हैं। बेटा बाप से टूट गया है। पड़ोसी का पड़ोसी से कोई संबंध नहीं है। ये संस्कार पत्थर के हैं। पत्थरों के बाद, चेतना का दूसरा चरण वनस्पति है: -

प्रकाश की खोज।

आज मनुष्य ने बाहरी दुनिया में बहुत प्रकाश पाया है। बिजली की रोशनी हैं जो रात को दिन में बदल देती हैं। बाहर के अंधेरे का डर दूर हो गया है। जो कुछ बचता है, वह है प्रकाश की खोज। बाहर के अंधेरे से मुक्त हुआ मनुष्य, आज अपने भीतर गहरे अंधकार को महसूस कर रहा है। यह अंधेरा गायब नहीं हो रहा है बल्कि बढ़ता जा रहा है। मनुष्य इस अंधेरे को भूलने की कोशिश करने के लिए मजबूर है।

यह अंधकार मानव स्तर पर बहुत मजबूत रूप में प्रकट होता है।

A person is either physicaly strong or mentally

If sugar is mixed in sand an elephant cannot eat that sugar but an ant can eat that sugar easily compare to a huge animal elephant. Elephant will face difficult through its trunk to separate that sugar from sand. 

Similarly when a person starts thinking that he can do everything then he is wrong because he can be smart in doing only one thing if he his good in mind work then he will not be strong physicaly  and vice versa that is God has given a quality in everyone they have to identify it. If one has to smart in every area then that person values the time even a second is very important for them. So a person can either be strong in studies or can be strong physically that is first in that position compare to other person. Each person has one quality in it which he can develop more easily. 

Is God present?

I feel very positive to answer this question as many people argue tht God is not present as we cannot see it. I would like to answer such people that can you see fragrance in flower, but still fragrance is present similarly God is present. 

Is God present?

I feel very positive to answer this question as many people argue tht God is not present as we cannot see it. I would like to answer such people that can you see fragrance in flower, but still fragrance is present similarly God is present. 

How to answer a question in exam?

To answer a question in exam you must first read the question and understand what is asked in it. After that in mind you can imagine the solution for the question and remember the answer you have studied. Now it's time to execute the answer on paper. Writing the answer is the reaction of the question with proper statement related to question having meaning in it. To write the answer you elaborate the answer in points with expalination if required. After writing complete answer you can check if any points is missing or not. If required you can also draw diagram wherever necessary. You can write in your words with confidence. 

Jokes

A recent scientific study showed that out of 3,394,729,478 people, 90% are too lazy to actually read that number.

jokes 2020

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.

 -

Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

*मन अगदी BSNL सारखं झालंय*

*कुठेच लागत नाही..…*

🤣🤣🤣😪

वेळ दुपारची

स्थळ : पुणे

सेल्समन : काका ‘श्रीमंत व्हा १० दिवसांत’ हे पुस्तक घ्या. फक्त एक हजार रुपये.

कुलकर्णी : नको आम्हाला.

सेल्समन : घ्या ना काका. वरच्या मजल्यावरच्या जोशींनी पण घेतले आहे.

काका : त्या, जोशींनी खरंच घेतलं आहे.

सेल्समन (आनंदाने) : हो, हो खरंच!

कुलकर्णी : ठीक आहे मग. ११ दिवसांनी जोशी श्रीमंत झाले की, त्यांच्याकडून मी घेऊन येईन पुस्तक.

Jokes

I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

Hindi quotes

Sai Baba quotes

Sai Baba quotes

World earth day

पेड़ पौधे मत करो नष्ट, 

सांस लेने में होगा कष्ट 

Save trees 🌳🌴🌲🌱

🌿☘🎋🍃🌹🌷🌾🎍🌺🌳

Save Earth 🌎 🌍🌏

🙏🏻World Earth Day🙏🏻

2020 Fresh jokes in hindi

👇

👉जो लोग आपसे जलते है🤔

उनपर थोड़ी हवन सामग्री डालकर बोलें 

🔥"स्वाहा"🔥

😀😁😂

‪👦पति– जब हमारी नई-नई शादी हुई थी,

तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी

और अब….???

👩पत्नि — पहले मै रामायण देखती थी,

और

अब क्राईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।

😂😂😂😉😉

छोटू: 🙍🏻‍♂तूने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए💇🏼‍♂

? 

मोटू🙍‍♂: यार नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नही थे तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे

😂😂😂😂😂😂

जिस बन्दे को गर्लफ्रेंड मिलने की उम्मीद ख़तम हो जाती है😒

उसके मुंह से सिर्फ यही निकलता है...

🙈😬

*कुछ नहीं रखा इन सब में !!*

 🤣😂

Just fight with courage

No matter how hot the sun is 

Did the sea ever dry up?  

Did he bow to the crisis?

 We will win with determination

 The key to success again

 The battle of life

Just fight with courage

Just fight with courage

To protect the householder

The dog arrives

Is the life insurance removed? 

Never asks my friend

Just fight with courage

Just fight with courage

The tiger does not live poorly

 under adverse conditions

 Because no prey was found

 Never ask for grant ans subsidy

Just fight with courage

Just fight with courage

The tiger does not live poorly

 under adverse conditions

 Because no prey was found

 Never ask for grant ans subsidy

Just fight with courage

Just fight with courage

Nest flies in the storm ,

water flows in the anthill holes

Which ant? Which bird? 🐜🕊 

So does suicide?

Just fight with courage

Just fight with courage

Keep an eye on the honeybee

Flowers are no less

Friend for the honey comb

There is no employment 

Just fight with courage

Motivation

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

Jokes to laugh

“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”

“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”

“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”

Laughter of the day

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. 

“Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.

“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

What did the beach say when the tide came in? 

Long time no sea.

Fresh jokes with sense of humor

Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"

Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Teacher: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Rohan: Big hands.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" 

"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says.

 "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What can you hold without touching it at all?

What can you hold without touching it at all?

Answer:

A conversation.

Bay of Bengal is in which state

Question: Bay of Bengal is in which state

Answer:

 Liquid

Doctor and patient joke

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”

Solve the answer joke

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

Answaer:

Because it has its own scales.

Joke of the day

Father: Let me see your report card.

Tom:I don’t have it.

Father: Why not?

Tom:My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Laugh it's good joke

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

Science student: When my father sees my report card!

It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?

It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?

-

Two birds.

What to do at home at the time of lock down?

What to do at home at the time of lock down?


First thing is to be positive and don't loose hope.
Keep yourself busy by doing following things inside your home:

• Painting as you wish to do.
• Sketching as per your art.
• Exercise normally which will keep you fit and healthy
• Do meditation
• Do Yoga
• Reading books, articles , studies, etc.
• Writing a book which will be inspirational our guidance for others or some poetry, shayari.
• Cooking try new dishes to learn.
• Spend time with your family happily.
• Play indoor games with children's.
• Call to your relatives and talk with them.
• Work from home by doing your work digitally by laptop or smartphone.
• Online course complete a course which can be done online and get a Certificate.
• Make video which will be inspirational our guidance for others.
• Watch movies on TV or You-tube online
• Help at home for doing regular work like cleaning, washing clothes utensils and so on.
• Make a time table for regular activities.
• Listen music which you love.
• Prepare for your competitive exams.
• The students can start their studies of next class online.
• Stay at home and stay safe .
• Follow government guidelines.
• Eat healthy food and fruits.
• Help the poor and needy.
• There are many more work which can be done which we love to do at home.
• Don't get panic and be aware of it.
• Pray to god that everything will get normal as it was previously.
• Love whatever you do.

What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?

 What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?

Your gloves.

How many months have 28 days?

How many months have 28 days?

Answer:

All 12 months

Write a program in C to count number of words and characters in a file.

Write a program in C to count number of words and characters in a file.

#include
#include

void main()
{
    FILE *fptr;
    char ch;
    int wrd=1,charctr=1;
    char fname[20];
    printf("\n\n Count the number of words and characters in a file :\n");
printf("---------------------------------------------------------\n");
printf(" Input the filename to be opened : ");
scanf("%s",fname);   

    fptr=fopen(fname,"r");
    if(fptr==NULL)
     {
         printf(" File does not exist or can not be opened.");
      }
    else
        {
          ch=fgetc(fptr);
          printf(" The content of the file %s are : ",fname);
          while(ch!=EOF)
            {
                printf("%c",ch);
                if(ch==' '||ch=='\n')
                    {
                        wrd++;
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        charctr++;
                    }
                ch=fgetc(fptr);
            }
        printf("\n The number of words in the  file %s are : %d\n",fname,wrd-2);
        printf(" The number of characters in the  file %s are : %d\n\n",fname,charctr-1);
        }
    fclose(fptr);
}


Output:

Count the number of words and characters in a file : 
-----------------------------------------------------   
Input the filename to be opened : sample.txt
The content of the file sample.txt are :
test line 1
test line 2
The number of words in the  file test.txt are : 6 
The number of characters in the  file test.txt are : 18

Write a C program to count number of words in a given text or sentence.

Write a C program to count number of words in a given text or sentence.

#include
#include

void main()
{
    char s[200];
    int count = 0, i;

    printf("Enter the string:\n");
    scanf("%[^\n]s", s);
    for (i = 0;s[i] != '\0';i++)
    {
        if (s[i] == ' ' && s[i+1] != ' ')
            count++;    
    }
    printf("Number of words in given string are: %d\n", count + 1);
}

---

---

Output:

Enter the string:
welcome to vijaymarwaha.blogspot.com blog
Number of words in given string are: 4

Write a program in php to print the multiplication table of 9

Write a program in php to print the multiplication table of 9:

Answer:

<? php
define('a', 9);   
for($i=1; $i<=10; $i++)   
{   
  echo $i*a;   
  echo '<br>';     
}  
?>

Write a php program to print factorial of a number

Write a php program to print factorial of a number:
Answer:

$num = 7; 
$factorial = 1; 
for ($x=$num; $x>=1; $x--) 
{ 
  $factorial = $factorial * $x; 
} 
echo "Factorial of $num is $factorial"; 
?>


Output:

Factorial of 7 is 5040

What can you never eat for breakfast?

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer:

 Dinner.

What three letters change a girl into a woman?

Question:

What three letters change a girl into a woman?

Answer:

AGE.

What is the extension of PHP?

.php is the extension of PHP

PHP originally stood for

PHP originally stood for:

Personal Home Page in 1994

The acronym was formally changed to PHP: HyperText Preprocessor, in 1997

Write a php program to check wether a number is prime or not

Write a php program to check wether a number is prime or not 

<?php 

// PHP code to check wether a number is prime or Not

function primeCheck($number)

{ 

    if ($number == 1) 

    return 0; 

    for ($i = 2; $i <= $number/2; $i++)

{ 

        if ($number % $i == 0) 

            return 0; 

    } 

    return 1; 

} 

  

$number = 31; 

$flag = primeCheck($number); 

if ($flag == 1) 

    echo "Prime number"; 

else

    echo "Not Prime number"

?>

Write a program in php to check given number is even or odd

Write a program in php to check given number is even or odd

Answer:

<html>

<body>

<h3>Odd or Even PHP Example</h3>

<form action="" method="post">

<label>Enter a number</label>

<input type="text" name="number" />

<input type="submit" />

</form>

</body>

</html>

<?php 

if($_POST){

$number = $_POST['number']; 

//check if the enter value is a number or throw an error

if (!(is_numeric($number) && is_int(0+$number))){

echo "<p style='color:red;'>Error: You entered a string. Please enter an Integer</p>";

die();

}

//divide the entered number by 2 

//if the reminder is 0 then the number is even otherwise the number is odd

if(($number % 2) == 0){

echo "You entered an Even number";

}else{

echo "You entered an Odd number";

}

}

?>

Joke of the month

पहिल्यांदा दारू पिऊन पडल्यावर कोण पहात नव्हतं

पण आता

उचलून साईट घेऊन विचारतात 

"कुठं मिळाली" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Maths Joke of equation

Equations! - This is the best

I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1 

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey 

 In other words,

 A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

 

 Equation 2

 Man = eat + sleep + earn money

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

 Man = Donkey + earn money

 

Therefore:

 Man-earn money = Donkey

 

 In other words

 Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

 

Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 

 Therefore:

 Woman = Donkey + spend

 Woman - spend = Donkey

 

 In other words,

 Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

 

 To Conclude:

 From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

 

 So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

 And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

 So, We have:

 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 

 Therefore.     

 from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 

 

 Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending! 

😂😜😉😝😛😂

(Maths people pls check & verify it)

Business and Job Comparison

Business and Job

Sr. No	Business	Job
1	Means: a person's regular occupation, profession, or trade.	Means:a paid position of regular employment.
2	It is a commercial activity.	It is a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
3	Types of business organization: sole proprietorship, partnership, corporation,Cooperative,Franchises, and Limited Liability Company, or LLC	In society, most of us have multiple jobs. A person may be an employee, a parent, and homemaker. They are all, in fact, by definition, types of jobs.
4	It is categorized as paid only as its commercial which can be on time given	It can be full-time or part-time categorized as paid or unpaid.

Joke of sense

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.

Joke of the day

What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

Answer:

A clock.

Apple joke

Q. What looks like half apple?

Answer : The other half.

😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣

Great laughter

 What two keys can’t open any door?

Answer:

A monkey and a donkey.

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

लय भारी जोक..

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

😨पोलीस : काय रे कुठे चाललाय एवढ्या रात्री?

😤बेवडा : प्रवचन ऐकायला....!

😬पोलीस : कोणत्या विषयावर प्रवचन आहे ?

😤बेवडा : दारूपासून होणारे दुष्परिणाम.... 

😨पोलीस : एवढ्या रात्री कोण देत प्रवचन

😭बेवडा : माझी बायको...!!! 

😛😝😜😄☺😊😀😉😃लय भारी....

 

जीवनात खुप हसा..

जीवनात खुप हसा....,

 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

एका ट्रॅफीक सिग्नल वर

एका भिकाऱ्या ला पाहुन माणुस

बोलला..." तुला कुठ तरी पाहील आहे...

भिकारी खुप हसला.....

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.खुप हसला....

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..आणि म्हणाला

" साहेब....आपण फेसबुक वर

फ्रेंड आहोत..

😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😁

हास्य मराठी विनोद

मास्तर:

1)त्याने भांडी घासली.

2)त्याला भांडी घासावी लागली.

या दोन वाक्यात काय फरक आहे?

बंड्या:

पहील्या वाक्यात कर्ता अविवाहीत आहे.

आणि

दुस-या वाक्यात कर्ता विवाहीत आहे.

मास्तरचे डोळे भरुन आले..!!!!

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

सर्वात खतरनाक जोक

😂😂😂😂😂

 सर्वात खतरनाक जोक.          

बंड्या- बघ तुझ्या बायकोला साप चावतोय.......

गण्या- अरे तो चावत नाय काय, त्याच विष संपलय म्हणून तो.........

 रिचार्ज मारायला आलाय....... 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

😂😂😂😂😂😜😜

मराठी विनोद

😂😂😂😂😂

 गुरुजी - सांगा बरं भारतात इलेक्ट्रिक वायर एवढ्या उंचीवर का असतात ??

गण्या - कारण भारतातील बायका त्यावर पण कपडे वाळत घालायला कमी करणार नाही 

😂😂😂😂😂

हसा आणी हसवा

 😀हसा आणी हसवा😀😀

शिक्षक=उशीर का झाला शाळेत यायला?

चिंटू=आई बाबा भांडत होते.

शिक्षक-त्याचा उशिरा येण्याशी काय संबंध?

चिंटू-माझा एक बूट आईच्या हातात व दुसरा बाबांच्या  हातात होता.

😂😂😂😂😂

कडक विनोद

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कडक विनोद

गण्या :- आई गांधीजी👶 च्या डोक्यावर केस का नव्हते  ????

आई :- कारण ते फक्त खरं  बोलत होते..

गण्या :- आता समजलं की बायकांचे  👩 केस लांब का असतात..

लय  धुतलं आईनं  

😜😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Attitude jokes in marathi

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 याला म्हणतात Attitude.....

 एका लहान मुलाला विचारले

'कोणत्या शाळेत जातोस?'

तो म्हणाला 'मी जात नाही!....मला पाठवतात...😏'

😁😁😜😜😆😆😂😂

Navin jokes in marathi

😜🤪🤪

नवरा :- प्रिये,  आज चहा  असा बनव  कि तन   मन डोलायला लागेल 

 

 बायको :-  दूध आपल्याकडे म्हशीचं येतं,   नागिनीचं नाही 

 

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Guess the answer

What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?

Answer : TOMORROW

Joke of the week

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? 

Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

What often falls but never gets hurt?

 What often falls but never gets hurt?

Answer: Rain

श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम रामनवमी

नादातुनी या नाद निर्मितो 

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

नाद निर्मितो मंगलधाम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

चैतन्यात आहे राम .

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सत्संगाचा सुगंध राम .

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

आनंदाचा आनंद राम ..

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

त्रिभुवनतारक आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सुखकारक हा आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

श्रद्धा जेथे तेथे राम .

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

शांती जेथे तेथे राम ..

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सबुरी ठायी आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

चैतन्याचे सुंदर धाम .

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

पुरुषोत्तम परमेश राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

भक्तिभाव तेथे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

निर्गुणी सुंदर आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

लावण्याचा गाभारा

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

कैवल्याची मूर्ती राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

चराचरातील स्फूर्ती राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

अत्म्याठायी आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

पर्मात्माही आहे राम .

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सगुणातही आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

निर्गुणी सुंदर आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

जे जे मंगल तेथे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सुमंगलाची पहाट राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सृष्टीचे ह्या चलन राम ..

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

कर्तव्याचे पालन राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

दु:ख निवारक आहे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

स्वानंदाच्या ठायी राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सुंदर सूर तेथे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

शब्द सुंदर तेथे राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सकल जीवांच्या ठायी राम.

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

वात्सल्याचे स्वरूप राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सुंदर माधव मेघ श्याम ..

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

दशरथ नंदन रघुवीर राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

अयोध्यापती योद्धा राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

रघुपती राघव राजाराम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

रामनाम सुखदायक राम ..

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

सकल सुखाचा सागर राम .

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

चराचरातील जागर राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

रामभक्त नीत स्मरतो राम .

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

कुशलव गायिणि रमतो राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

हनुमंताच्या हृदयी राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

जानकी वल्लभ राजस राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

चराचरातील आत्मा राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

समर्थ वचनी रमला राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

कुलभूषण रघुनंदन राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

राम गायिणि रमतो राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

स्वरांकुरांच्या हृदयी राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

भक्तीरंगी खुलतो राम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

दाशरथी हा निजसुखधाम

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

कौसल्यासुत हृदयनिवास

।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।

राजीवलोचन पुण्यनिध्य हअ ।।

सीतापती कैवल्य प्रमाण ।।

पत्नीपरायण सीताराम।।

लक्ष्मण छाया दे विश्राम ।।

आदर्शांचा आदर्श राम ।।

एक वचनी हा देव महान।। 

#रामनवमी

"स्वीकार" करने की "हिम्मत"और"सुधार" करने की "नियत" हो तो,इन्सान बहुत कुछ सीख सकता है।

"स्वीकार" करने की "हिम्मत" और

"सुधार" करने की "नियत" हो तो,

इन्सान बहुत कुछ सीख सकता है।

Fight against corona poetry

One plus two is three, 

stay at home to make our country corona free. 

Two plus six is eight, 

prepare yourself against corona fight. 

Three plus four is seven, 

feed the poor to go to heaven. 

Four plus one is five, 

maintain social distance to stay alive. 

Five plus four is nine, 

washing your hands will keep you fine. 

Thanks message

Thanks for contributing  to save the world from corona virus monster by staying home. You all are the original warrior to fight against corona and to stop corona to spread in community.Fight against Corona is a war conditions where you have to lockdown. Also good to hear that you all are following the precautions to prevent from corona virus by washing hands, maintaing social distance, placing tissue near mouth at the time of coughing and sneezing, sanitizing the social area, wearing mask , cleanliness. Thank you for showing humanity rather than business. Thank you for the food given to poor people which requires a salute to you all. Thanks to the persons those who are on duty doing their job like a great fighter in the war. 

Cleaners, Doctors, Nurses, Police a big Salute to them all no words for them great job. This is the history which you all are making that will be read by our future generations. 

At last but not least I would like to thanks our Indian prime minister Shri Narendra Modi ji for the huge efforts and decesions taken by him for fight against this virus tremendous good job done by him till now. I think nobody else could handle this situation as he his doing at that chairperson. Sir salute to you. 

Corona virus

C - Courageous 

O - Opportunity

R - Relaxation

O - Open-minded

N - Neat-handed

A - Adaptability

को - कोई

रो - रोड पर

ना - ना आए

Stay home🏡

Stay safe 😊

Maintain social distancing ✋

Wash your hands for 20seconds 👏

Wear mask 😷

Take precaution 🙏

Fight against Corona . 

Precaution is better than cure. 

Guess the names of girls according to the words given below

Guess the names  of girls according to the words given below

नीचे दिए शब्दों का हिंदी अनुवाद कर लड़कियों के नाम बताएं

(1) Line = रेखा 

(2) Dot =

(3) Flower =

(4) Reflection =

(5) Evening =

(6) White =

(7) New =

(8) Honey=

(9) Light =

(10) Nature =

(11) Peace =

(12) Gold =

(13) Dream =

(14) Progress =

(15) Night =

(16) Sun =

(17) Rays =

(18) Earth =

(19) Map =

(20) Happy =

(21) Wealth =

(22) Water =

(23) Knowledge =

(24) Lamp =

(25) Inspiration =

(26) River =

(27) Lightning =

(28) Complete =

(29) Burnt =

(30) Unique =

(31) Divine = 

(32) Pleasant = 

(33) Star =

(34) Dew Drops =

(35) Famous =

(36) Review= 

फुरसत का कार्य। बिजी रहें

Write your name with respect to emoji given

Write your full name in comment below with respect to emoji given below you will definitely have fun:

Apna  pura name emoji ke hisab se likho maza aayga😁😁 

A😘       B❤        C😠       D😻        E😏     

F😜        G😚       H💋       I😇        J😪 

K💘        L💛       M😍       N😊        O😎     

P👀       Q🔥        R💯        S💍      T👸  

U🌹        V😀       W🌸         X💜      Y 😝  

Z🙄... ❓

CMNT Fast🏃🏃🏃

Whatsapp Status question

Can u find the different one

  

   A   B   C   D   E

1.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻

2.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻

3.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻👦🏻🧒🏻

4.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻

5.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻

Hard to find 

I lost to _______

Answer:

😂😂

The question is can you find the different one ...and ans Is *Yes* or *No*😂..anyway as u replied then u hve make as status 

 Now change your status😂😂😂

Challenge put status question

Find the correct result

Remember that the

Math is correct

1+4=5

2+5=12

3+6=21

5+8=_

If your answer wrong u must uploade it in Ur status

I lost to ________

Answer:

 The question is of reading comprehension.

 It says: "Find the correct result" And the only correct result is: 5.

That is 4 + 1 = 5.

 The rest are false results.

Now you have to put it in your status deleting this first part of explanation.

Word game

*CORONA SPECIAL!*                     NICE GAME :     Try to answer💪

Add an English word to the following Set of Words in such a way that the First Word is Completed and the  Second Word Starts...

For Example - 

Foot---------Pen

Ans = Ball 

So, its Football and Ball pen

1. Business----------ship.

2. Roman------------pad.

3. Sketch-------------stand.

4. Power--------------full.

5. Postal--------------book.

6. Candle-----------house.

7. Double------------road.

8. Grave--------------stick.

9. Waste--------------lord.

10. Street----------weight.

11. Wrist--------------man.

12. Ultra--------------proof.

13. Girl----------------ship.

14. Left---------------smart.

15. Hair---------party.

16. Over--------------pass.

17. Post----------van

18. Pain----------stop.

19. Play---------nut.

20. Blank--------book.

21. High---------breaker.

22. Air------------cover.

Try & Complete this😎

Answer:

The answers are as follows:

1. Business ---- Partner ------ship.

2. Roman----- letter -------pad.

3. Sketch----- book--------stand.

4. Power----- house ---------full.

5. Postal------ address --------book.

6. Candle----- light ------house.

7. Double------side ------road.

8. Grave------- yard -------stick.

9. Waste------- land -------lord.

10. Street------ light ----weight.

11. Wrist------ watch --------man.

12. Ultra------- sound -------proof.

13. Girl-------- friend --------ship.

14. Left------- over --------smart.

15. Hair---- band -----party.

16. Over------ time --------pass.

17. Post----- office -----van

18. Pain----- full -----stop.

19. Play---- ground -----nut.

20. Blank---- note ----book.

21. High----- speed ----breaker.

22. Air---- bag-------cover.

Amitabh Bachchan Guess these 30 movies name.

For all Amitabh Bachchan fans,

Guess these 30 movies name. 

1.🔗🔗

2.🍚💚🍋

3.🍪👔🏡

4.🙊🔑🙊🔑

5.🔥💥

6.👨🎭👆🔴

7.✌✌✋

8.👬❌

9.☔👆🌌

10.7⃣↕7⃣

11.✋✌🇮🇳

12.✋🚪

13.❌📍

14.😎👮🎓

15.🍺🍻🚶

16.👨

17.🔥〰〰〰〰〰

18.✋➡✊

19.⬆👨⬇👨

20.🔴👑

21.🌞👬🍋

22.👀

23.🔥☔

24.🌵

25.⚫

26.⌚

27.🙇🚗

28.👴➡👨

29.👻✋

30.💪🃏🎴🀄.

Answer:

1. Janjir

2. Namak haram

3. Roti kapda makan

4. Chupke chupke

5. Sholay

6. Mr. Natwarlal

7. Do or do panch

8. Dostana

9. Barsat ki ek raat

10. Satte pe satta

12. Band darwaja

14. Andha kanun

17. Aag

18. Hum tere sang

20. Lal badshah

21. Suryavansham

22. Aankhen

24. Kaante

25. Black

26. Wakt

Quiz time at lockdown

"QUIZ TIME"

Give ONE WORD which has BOTH MEANING:

1. Pencil Brand &

Lord of Dance = ________

2. Birth Sign in English &

Type of Disease = ________

3. Name of Soap &

A Musical Instrument = ________

4. A Car Brand &

Lord Ramas Devotee = __________

5. Name of Fruit &

Name of Shoe Polish = ________

6. Mobile Brand &

Fruit Name = ________

7. Name of Bulb Co. &

Source of Energy =

8. An Agarbatti Brand &

  Mode of transport = ________

9. Watch Brand &

Resident of Country = ________

10. Mineral Water Co. &

Mountain Range = ________

11. Name of Bird &

Beer Brand = ________

12. Name of Fuel /

Clothing Company = ________

13. Tree /

Toothpaste = ________

14.Famous Monument /

Tea brand = _________

Let's see  who  can answer this ?

Answer:

1. Natraj

2. Cancer

3. Santoor

4. Maruti

5. Cherry blossom 

6. Apple

7. Urja

8. Cycle

9. Citizen

10. Himalaya 

11. Kingfisher

12. Diesel

13. Babul

14. Taj Mahal

BRAIN WORKOUT CHALLENGE

Lockdown, you should not get bored....

*BRAIN WORKOUT CHALLENGE*❓

*These are 15 things which we see daily, correct the spelling ...*

*01. Egbindinatl*

*02. Evtlesnioi*

*03. Miet*

*04. Boilme*

*05. Ishtr*

*06. Agdrne*

*07. Solhoc*

*08. sjdmai*

*09. Tsere*

*10. Yclecs*

*11. Neplci*

*12. Odosretp*

*13. Thgli*

*14. Sglas*

*15. Owilpl*

*NOTE :* *Q NO 1 has 30* *marks,rest 5 marks each*

*TOTAL MARKS:100*

*PASSING MARKS 70%*

*Time Limit = 1 day*

*Solve it👍 good luck.*

Answer

1 dinning table

2 television

3 time

4. Mobile

5. Shirt

6. Garden

7. School

8. Masjid

9. Trees

10. cycles

11 Pencil

12. door steps

13 light

14 glass

15 pillow

Home quarantine quiz

Name the country..

1.2⃣+®️+🔑= 

2.⛓+🅰️= 

3.🧊+🛣=

4.🅾️+🧔🏻= 

5.🐈+🅰️+®️= 

6.J+🍳= 

7.😷+💵=)

8.🍲+U+👩🏻‍🦰=

9.👄+🅰️= 

10.U+🏗=

11.🅿️+🅰️+🧔🏻=

12.🚢+🦢+🅰️=

13.✋🏻+☕=

14.🍐+®️=

15.👔+🚐=

16.💩+🛣=

17.🥖+🥛+ ➖=

18.F+🏃🏻‍♂+🧊=

19.🎤+🦧+🍼=

20.🔔+🏋🏻‍♀=

21.❌+➡= 

22.I+🏃🏻‍♀=

23.👔+🛣=

24.Ⓜ+🚣+👁+🅰️=

25.⬇+🛣=

      📦

Home quarantine quiz.

Answer

1 Turkey 🇹🇷

2 China 🇨🇳

3 Iceland 🇮🇸

4 Oman🇴🇲

5 Qatar 🇶🇦

6 Japan 🇯🇵

7 Germany 🇩🇪

8 Portugal 🇵🇹

9 Libya 🇱🇾

10 Ukraine 🇺🇦

11 Paraguay 🇵🇾

12 Botswana 🇧🇼

13 Haiti 🇭🇹

14 Peru 🇵🇪

15 Taiwan 🇹🇼

16 Poland 🇵🇱

17 Bangladesh 🇧🇩

18 France 🇫🇷

19 Michigan 

20 Belgium 🇧🇪

21 Norway 🇳🇴

22 Iran 🇮🇷

23 Thailand 🇹🇭

24 Malaysia 🇲🇾

25 Finland 🇫🇮

श्री स्वामी समर्थ

!! श्री स्वामी समर्थ !!

*भरलेल्या ढगामधुन तेजस्वी पाझरणारा प्रकाश म्हणजे स्वामी||*

*छोट्या पाखरासाठी अनंत असणारे आकाश म्हणजे स्वामी||* 

*छोट्या पाखराला आपल्या चोचीतुन चारा भरवणारी आई म्हणजे स्वामी||*

*आणि त्याच पाखराच्या पंखात बळ देऊन गगनात झेप घ्यायला लावणारे बाप म्हणजे स्वामी........||*

*शेवटी थोडेसे,*

*अंधाराला चिरून जाणारी तेजस्वी वाट म्हणजे स्वामी..||*

आणि बुडत्या जहाजाला तारणारी सागराची लाट म्हणजे स्वामी..||

||श्री स्वामी समर्थ जय जय स्वामी समर्थ||

🌹श्री स्वामी समर्थ 🌹

॥ अवधूत चिंतन श्री गुरुदेव दत्त ॥

Accept and adjust

*🌹पेड़ के नीचे रखी भगवान की टूटी मूर्ति को देख कर समझ आया,* 

*कि..*

*परिस्थिति चाहे कैसी भी हो,* 

*पर कभी ख़ुद को टूटने नही देना..*

*वर्ना ये दुनिया जब टूटने पर भगवान को घर से निकाल सकती है तो फिर हमारी तो औकात ही क्या है।*

*गलती आपकी हो या मेरी*

    *रिश्ता तो हमारा है ना...!*

     *Accept  &  Adjust*

          🌹🙏🏻🙏🏻🌹

*"मुस्कुराना"* सीखना पड़ता है...!

*"रोना"* तो पैदा होते ही आ जाता हैं...!

*सुप्रभात...*

*नमस्कार...*

*आपका दिन मंगलमय हो...*☕

Keep smiling

🌹💞🌹💞🌹💞🌹💞

क्या खुब लिखा है गुलजार जी ने ...

पानी से तस्वीर

            कहा बनती है,

ख्वाबों से तकदीर

            कहा बनती है,

किसी भी रिश्ते को

            सच्चे दिल से निभाओ,

ये जिंदगी फिर

            वापस कहा मिलती है

कौन किस से

            चाहकर दूर होता है,

हर कोई अपने

           हालातों से मजबूर होता है,

हम तो बस

            इतना जानते हैं...

हर रिश्ता "मोती" और

            हर दोस्त "कोहिनूर" होता  है।

🌹💞 Keep Smiling ☺ 💞🌹

Shaadi joke

कोयल ने पूछा कौवे से

'अभी तक शादी क्यों नहीं की...'

कौवा बोला

बिना शादी के ही जिंदगी में इतनी

काँव-काँव हैं

तो शादी के बाद कितनी होगी..

😂😂😀😂😀😂👍👍👍

Hindi joke

30 साल पहले

समोसा 50 पैसे का था

फोन CALL  8 Rs का..

अब

फोन call  60 पैसे का है

समोसा  8 Rs का....

महंगाई बढी नही है

इधर से उधर हो गई है !

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😜😜

What do you call an American Bee?

What do you call an American Bee?

Answer: USB.

Disease prevention

Pass the message to kick out coronavirus campaign promotes five key steps for people to follow to protect their health in line with WHO guidance, focused on 

1.hand washing,

2.coughing etiquette, 

3.not touching your face, 

4.physical distance and

5.staying home if feeling unwell. 

After doing BCA which subject is highly demand in government teacher job...math or computer

After doing BCA which subject is highly demand in government teacher job...math or computer

Aiming for a teaching career in government schools you will have to qualify the exam conducted by government like Teachers Eligibility Test (TET), TGT, PRT, PGT and so on.

For example:

TET will have two papers with multiple-choice questions-
*Paper I will be for those intending to become teachers for classes I-V.
*Paper II will be for those aspiring to teach between classes VI and VIII.
Those interested in teaching from Class I to VIII will have to appear for both papers.
The TET is conducted both by the central and state governments of India. Most states conduct their own TET.
Eligibility Criteria:
People with professional teaching qualifications, including the B.T.C (D.El.Ed), B.Ed, and B.El.Ed, are eligible to take the test.
Candidates must score over 60% to pass.

Teaching is a very good profession  in India.
So , after doing BCA you have choice in computer as for maths you require graduation in B.Sc. Maths for government teacher and also B.Ed. is essential for government teacher job.  

Sphere formula in maths

Sphere formula:


A three-dimensional figure with all of its points equidistant from its center. Radius: r Diameter: d Surface area: S
 Volume: V
 S = 4 Pi r² = Pi d²
 V = (4 Pi/3)r³ = (Pi/6)d³

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Sector of a Sphere
 The part of a sphere between two right circular cones that have a common vertex at the center of the sphere, and a common axis. (The interior cone may have a base with zero radius.)
 Radius: r
 Height: h
 Volume: V
 S = 2 Pi rh
 V = (2 Pi/3)r²h

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Spherical Cap
 The portion of a sphere cut off by a plane. If the height, the radius of the sphere, and the radius of the base are equal: h = r (= r₁), the figure is called a hemisphere.
 Radius of sphere: r
 Radius of base: r₁
 Height: h
 Surface area: S
 Volume: V
 r = (h² +r₁²)/(2h)
 S = 2 Pi rh
 V = (Pi/6)(3r₁²+h²)h

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 Segment and Zone of a Sphere
 Segment: the portion of a sphere cut off by two parallel planes.
 Zone: the curved surface of a spherical segment.
 Radius of sphere: r
 Radii of bases: r₁, r₂
 Height: h
 Surface area: S
Volume: V
 S = 2 Pi rh
 V = (Pi/6)(3r₁²+3r₂²+h²)h

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Lune of a Sphere
 The curved surface of the intersection of two hemispheres.
 Radius: r
 Central dihedral angle: theta (in radians), alpha (in degrees)
 Surface area: S

 Volume enclosed by the lune and the two planes: V

 S = 2r²theta = (Pi/90)r²alpha

 V = (2/3)r³theta = (Pi/270)r³alpha

Which table fits in the fridge?

Which table fits in the fridge?

VegeTABLE.

Secret of extremely long life

“Keep a quiet heart, sit like a tortoise, walk sprightly like a pigeon and sleep like a dog .” 

  Secret of extremely long life

COVID-19

No matter who you are or what you do, right now you should be focused on your health - and not about whether you will lose your job or run out of money for things like groceries or medicine.

The spread of COVID-19 is forcing all of us to change our ways, and we know it’s a big adjustment. But we will fight, and together we will get through this by taking precautions.

It is practically impossible to completely prevent the spread but you can take certain measures to reduce the chances of getting it.

Wash your hands often – It is probably the best measure to prevent the transfer of cold or any kind of infection. Use sanitizer while being in any public places and also make it a point to wash hands before eating. Teach the importance of hand-wash to kids also.

Avoid touching your face – Try not to touch face, mouth, nose & eye areas, when you are near to a person infected with cold.

Control stress – People facing emotional stress regularly have a weaker immune system, which implies that they could catch a cold easily. So, reduce stress and live a healthy life.

Cleanliness – Keep household surfaces like doorknobs, drawer pulls, keyboards, light switches, telephones, remote controls, countertops, and sinks clean. These are the places where viruses lie for hours after they are used by an infected person.

Avoid Smoking – Cigarette smoke could raise the chances of susceptibility to colds and other infections. Avoid passive smoking as well.

Drink sufficient amount of water – Drink water, juice, warm lemon water and other warm fluids. These will help you to stay away from it.

Coronavirus

• The virus affects the human system during winter and early spring.
•  This virus is behind 20% of colds. 
• There are more than 30 types of coronavirus, out of which only 3 or 4 ones are harmful.
• There are many varieties of coronavirus that affect animals, and up to six can affect humans. 
• This type of virus typically causes mild to moderate upper SARS (severe acute respiratory syndrome).
• Coronaviruses cause acute, mild upper respiratory infection (common cold).
• Coronaviruses are found in avian and mammalian species. 
• They resemble each other in morphology and chemical structure: for example, the coronaviruses of humans and cattle are antigenically related.
• There is no evidence, however, that human coronaviruses can be transmitted by animals.
• In animals, various coronaviruses invade many different tissues and cause a variety of diseases, but in humans they are only proved to cause mild upper respiratory infections, i.e. common colds. On rare occasions, gastrointestinal coronavirus infection has been associated with outbreaks of diarrhoea in children, but these enteric viruses are not well characterized 

It is practically impossible to completely prevent the spread of colds but you can take certain measures to reduce the chances of getting cold.

• Wash your hands often – It is probably the best measure to prevent the transfer of cold or any kind of infection. Use sanitizer while being in any public places and also make it a point to wash hands before eating. Teach the importance of hand-wash to kids also.
• Avoid touching your face – Try not to touch face, mouth, nose & eye areas, when you are near to a person infected with cold.
• Control stress – People facing emotional stress regularly have a weaker immune system, which implies that they could catch a cold easily. So, reduce stress and live a healthy life.
• Cleanliness – Keep household surfaces like doorknobs, drawer pulls, keyboards, light switches, telephones, remote controls, countertops, and sinks clean. These are the places where viruses lie for hours after they are used by an infected person.
• Avoid Smoking – Cigarette smoke could raise the chances of susceptibility to colds and other infections. Avoid passive smoking as well.
• Drink sufficient amount of water – Drink water, juice, clear broth, warm lemon water chicken soup, and other warm fluids. These will help you to stay away from cold or flu.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

 Bison!

Why should you never date tennis players?

Q: Why should you never date tennis players?

A: Love means nothing to them.

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?

A: A Bulldog.

Is Google male or female?

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Word joke

Mike: Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars!

Spike: The cops are working on it—tirelessly.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Son: What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Father: Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.

Joke of the day between husband and wife

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus

Joke of the day

Vijay: I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him.

Ajay: Really

Vijay: Yep. I can tell if he is standing too.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Answer: You are pointless.

Where would you find a dog with one leg?

Where would you find a dog with one leg?

Answer:

Exactly where you had left it.

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Answer:

Because they have their own scales

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Answer: He did not have any guts.

सुप्रभात

*विचार अगर अच्छे है तो अपना*

*मन-ही मंदिर है,*

*आचरण अगर अच्छा है तो अपना*

*तन-ही मंदिर है,*

*व्यवहार अगर अच्छा है तो अपना*

*धन-ही मंदिर है,*

*और*

*यह तीनों अगर अच्छे है* *तो...अपना*

*जीवन-ही मंदिर है.!!*

       *🙏🏻🌹सुप्रभात🙏🏻🌹*

    *🌼🌷जय श्री कृष्ण🌷🌼*

सुप्रभात

              *पत्थर में भगवान है,* 

       *यह समझाने में धर्म सफल रहा,* 

             *पर इंसान में इंसान है,* 

                 *यह समझाने में,* 

           *धर्म आज भी असफल है...!!"*

                         

                   *शुभ प्रभात *

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?

Answer:

magnet has a positive side.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women?

 What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women?

Answer:

 AGE

What goes up when rain comes down?

Q: What goes up when rain comes down?

A: The umbrella.

Why do most married men die before their wives?

Why do most married men die before their wives?

Answer :

Because they want to.

How do you make the number one disappear?

How do you make the number one disappear?

Answer:

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Answer : Incorrectly.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows?

What is the longest sentence that a man knows?

Answer : I do.

What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

Answer: An onion

Joke of the day

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.

Real joke

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Joke of the day

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.

God's words प्रभु के शब्द

प्रभु कहते है किसी को तकलीफ देकर , 

मुझसे अपनी खुशी की दुआ मत करना। 

लेकिन अगर किसी को एक पल की खुशी देते हो ,

अपनी तकलीफ की फिक्र मत करना। 

God says by hurting someone, Do not pray for your happiness from me. But if you give someone a moment's happiness, Do not worry about your suffering.

SAI BABA QUOTES

What matters is to live in the present, live now, for every moment is now. It is your thoughts and acts of the moment that create your future. The outline of your future path already exists, for you created its pattern by your past. 

- quotes by Sai Baba

Marathi joke मराठी हास्य विनोद

होळी

होळी येत आहे , त्या दिवशी इतके जुने कपडे घालु नका ...  की ....... कोण कलर लावण्या ऐवजी घरातुन जेवण आणुन देईल !!!

Hindi joke हिंदी चुटकुला

Son: पापा मैं फिर फेल हो गया

Father: कोई नहीं,तू शेर का बेटा है

Son: मैम भी कहती हैं

Father: क्या?

Son:  न जाने किस जानवर की औलाद हो। 

What exams do vampire teachers set?

What exams do vampire teachers set?

 Blood tests.

Why did the bee get married?

Why did the bee get married?

 Because he found his honey.

Silly mind

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

Joke of the day

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

What has 4 wheels and flies?

Ans: Garbage Truck!

Magical calculation

Today I tell you through Magical calculation how many brothers and sisters you have ...

1- Take the number of brothers first! 

2- Add 2 in it now! 

3- Multiply the answer by 2! 

4- Add 1 in it now! 

5- Multiply the answer by 5! 

6- Find the number of sisters in that answer! 7- Now subtract 25 from the next answer!

8- Now you get the double digit number.

The first number is the brother and the second number is the number of sisters.

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call bears with no ears?

 B

What gets wet the more you dry?

"What gets wet the more you dry?

 A towel "

Laughing puzzle

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

What did the sea say to the sand?

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved!

Joke of the day

What is faster Hot or cold?

 Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Thought of the day

इस संसार में

भूलों को माफ करने की क्षमता सिर्फ तीन में है....

माँ , महात्मा और  परमात्मा!

In this world Only three have the ability to forgive mistakes…. 

Mother, Mahatma and God!

Joke of the day

Me; When I drink coffee I can’t sleep.

Friend: Really? I have the exact opposite.

Me: Wow, seriously?

Friend:Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee.

Puzzle of the day

Question:

What am I? 

I am at the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. 

Answer:

e

Explanation:

Everything beginning letter e

Everywhere end letter e

Eternity beginning letter e

Time end letter e

Space end letter e

Joke of the day

Question: 

A horse is standing in a field with its nose facing north. In what direction will its tail be pointing ?

Answer:

Downside

What would you say?

What would you say? 

If you had worlds attention for 30seconds.

Comment below

Hindi shayari

पानी को बर्फ में,

बदलने में वक्त लगता है !!

ढले हुए सूरज को,

निकलने में वक्त लगता है !!

थोड़ा धीरज रख,

थोड़ा और जोर लगाता रह !!

किस्मत के जंग लगे दरवाजे को,

खुलने में वक्त लगता है !!

Hindi shayari

पानी को बर्फ में,

बदलने में वक्त लगता है !!

ढले हुए सूरज को,

निकलने में वक्त लगता है !!

थोड़ा धीरज रख,

थोड़ा और जोर लगाता रह !!

किस्मत के जंग लगे दरवाजे को,

खुलने में वक्त लगता है !!

हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव

हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव

हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव

हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव

हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव हर हर महादेव

हर हर महादेव

आप सभी को महाशिवरात्रि की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं। 

बाबा भोलेनाथ के आशीर्वाद से सभी के जीवन में सुख, शांति, समृद्धि और सौभाग्य आए। ऊँ नम: शिवाय!

हर हर महादेव! बम बम भोले! जय शिव शंकर भोले नाथ! 

सुप्रभातआपका दिन शुभ हो

*इच्छा से कुछ नहीं बदलता।* 

 *निर्णय से थोडा कुछ बदलता* 

 *है। लेकिन निश्चय सब कुछ* 

 *बदल सकता है।*

             सुप्रभात

     आपका दिन शुभ हो

Smart Star

SMART stands for 

Specific, 

Measurable, 

Achievable, 

Relevant and

Time

STAR stands for 

Situation,

Task, 

Actions, and

Results 

What is life?

What is life? 

Life is a timeline of PPF ( Past Present Future).

Past gone by in time and no longer existing.

Present the period of time now occurring. 

Future time regarded as still to come.

Joke of the day

Don't believe the theory that people in cold countries live longer because of allopathy ..

Anything lasts longer in a refrigerator !!

People's calculate

When people ask you what work do you do ;

they are actually calculating how much respect they need to give you .

Waste

Flowers without fragrance ;

an acquisition without satisfaction ;

a karma without meaning ; 

a life without happiness .. is a waste. 

Trust

You can find anything where you have lost it ; but trust shall never be found once it is lost . 

Respect elders

In todays times it is not essential to touch a persons feet to give respect ; putting your mobile away on seeing them is great respect also. 

Enjoy life

Life is a collection of memories.

Some happy, some sad & some unforgettable. 

Enjoy each moment as all three stages will teach you the meaning of happiness in their own way.

Have a wonderful day. 

Win

Nobody cares about your story.....Until you win

Ego

Ego is just like dust in the Eyes. Without clearing the dust, we can't see anything clearly. So clear the Ego and see the world.

Preparation

Luck is what happens when.....

Preparation meets opportunity.....

Do without fear

If you are afraid, don't do it....But if you do it, don't be afraid....!

Control life

Live life today and deal with tomorrow when it comes.We can't control how our life begins or ends. We can only control how we live it...

Destiny

Sow a thought, you reap an action.....Sow an act, you reap a habit.....Sow a habit, you reap a character.....Sow a character, you reap a destiny..!

Risk

If You risk nothing.....then you will risk everything...!

Best thing

Try to be a good person.....But Don't try to prove it.....Because,

Some things are best... if left for others to realise!

Change

You can’t change the people around you.....But you can change the people around you...!

Happiness

Two things prevent us from happiness.....Living in past & observing others.

Experience

Experience is not what happens to you...It is what you do with what happens to you...!

Reward and honoured

No person in this world has ever been Rewarded for what he has Received....

He is always Honoured for what he has Given to others.

Keep trying

If we try,we only risk failure....But if we don't try,we ensure failure....Keep trying

We do not see things as they are.....We see things as we are...!

We do not see things as they are.....

We see things as we are...!

Hindi thought of day

स्वीकार करने की हिम्मत और सुधार करने की नीयत हो तो....इंसान अपनी भूल में से भी बहुत कुछ सीख सकता है..!

हिंदी सुविचार

किमत तो दोनो की चुकानी पड़ती हैं.....

बोलने की भी और चुप रहने की भी..!

हिंदी सुविचार

बाहर की चुनौतियों से नहीं.....

हम अपनी अंदर की कमजोरियों

से हारते हैं...

हिंदी सुविचार

बाहर की चुनौतियों से नहीं.....

हम अपनी अंदर की कमजोरियों

से हारते हैं...

हिंदी सुविचार

जहाँ से अपेक्षाएं खत्म होती हैं.. सुकून वहीं से शुरू होता है..

हिंदी सुविचार

जीवन के सफर में कुछ भी सही या गलत नहीं होता है...दिशा पलटते ही,सही...गलत हो जाता है ....और गलत...सही हो जाता है...!

हिंदी सुविचार

"दिमाग" से बनाये हुए "रिश्ते"बाजार तक चलते है "और "दिल" से बनाये "रिश्ते"आखरी सांस तक चलते है.....

Hindi हिंदी सुप्रभात संदेश

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"कोई अगर आपके अच्छे, कार्य पर सन्देह करता है...

तो करने देना , क्योकि...

शक़, सदा सोने की शुद्धता पर किया जाता है

कोयले की कालिख पर

नहीं ...!"

    *शुभ प्रभात*

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*बचा ले जो हर तूफां से,*

      *उसे "आस" कहते हैं.*

 *बड़ा मज़बूत है ये धागा,* 

*जिसे "विश्वास" कहते है..!*

        *शुभ प्रभात*    *शुभ प्रभात*

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*खुद मझधार में होकर भी जो औरों का साहिल होता है,*

*ईश्वर जिम्मेदारी उसी को देता है जो निभाने के क़ाबिल होता है.*

 आपका दिन शुभ हो 

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*"इंसान नहीं बोलता,*

        *उसके दिन बोलते हैं।।*

    *जब दिन नहीं बोलते तो,*

           *इंसान लाख बोले,*

     *उसकी कोई नहीं सुनता।*

      *सुप्रभात*

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There is a green house. Inside the green house there is a White house. Inside the White house there is a red house. Inside the red house there are lots of babies. What am I?

• There is a green house. Inside the green house there is a White house. Inside the White house there is a red house. Inside the red house there are lots of babies. What am I?

• Answer:    Watermelon.

   Green=outer shell White=next layer         Red=inside Babies= the seeds

What has six faces and twenty-one eyes?

What has six faces and twenty-one eyes?

Answer: Dice

Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?

• Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?

• Answer:    There are nine Mustard's in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

• A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

• Answer:  An apple a day keeps the doctor away

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

• The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

• Answer:     Footsteps

Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?

• Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?

• Answer:  
• Starting-Staring-String-Sting-Sing-Sin-In-I.

Plan your life

Plan your life according to your age and after some years where you see yourself. Focus on the goal . To achieve it you should work hard and smartly. Make all your competitior to work hard even if you know that you will loose it don't left the rave. Break your goal in levels and each level should give you confidence and push to go further. Make a habit to write in dairy for the do's and don't to do daily. Challenges will come in your path accept them and if changes are to be done do it accordingly. Make a time table and discipline to follow it regularly. Upgrade yourself wherever necessary. Talent fails at the skills obtained by hard work. Time is important as it is spent value it. Make each second as earning , think such an idea that even if you sleep your account should be credited. Money and strength always makes you powerful. Numbers play important role in our life. 

Slogans of pre and post independent India by our leaders

Slogans of pre and post independent India:

"Inqualab Zindabad "-- Bhagat Singh

"Dilli Chalo "-- Subhash Chandra Bose

" 'Do or die' (Karo Ya Maro)" - - Mahatma Gandhi

"Jai Hind"  -- Subhash Chandra Bose

"Purna Swaraj" -- Jawahar Lal Nehru

"Hindi, Hindu, Hindustan" -- Bharatendu Harishchandra

"Back to the Vedas" --  Dayanand Saraswati

"Aaram Haraam Hai (Cast off your laziness)" -- Jawahar Lal Nehru(Not authentic)

" Bharat Chhoro " -- Mahatma Gandhi

" Jai jawan jai Kisan"  -- Lal Bahadur Shastri (during India-Pakistan War of 1965)

"Maro Firango ko" -- Mangal Pandey

"Jai Jagat" - -Vinoba Bhave

"Kar mat do (Don't give tax)" - -Sardar Vallabhai Patel

"Sampurn Kranti (Total revolution)"  -- Jai Prakash Narayan

"Vijayi Vishwa Triranga Pyaara" - - Shyam Lal Gupta councilor

"Vande Mataram" - - Bankim Chandra Chatterjee

"Jan Gan Man Adhinayak Jaya hey" --- Rabindra Nath Tagore

"Samarajywaad ka  Naash ho" -- Bhagat Singh

"Swaraj (Self Rule) is my birthright" - - Bal Gangadhar Tilak

"Sarfaroshi ki tamanna, ab hamare dil me hai " - - Ram Prasad Bismil

"Saare jahan se achchha hindustan hamara " --  Iqbal

"Simon Commission Go back " - - Lala Lajpat Rai

"Who lives if India dies"-- Jawahar Lal Nehru

"Tum Mujhe Khoon Do, main Tumhe Ajadi Doonga”. (Give me blood and I will give you freedom)" -- Subhash Chandra Bose

"A blow to the sticks on my head will prove to be the nail of the casket of the British rule"  -- Lala Lajpat Rai

"Satyameva Jayate” (Truth alone will win)" - - Pandit Madan Mohan Malaviya

"Jai Jawan Jai kisan Jai Vigyan" - - Atal Bihari Vajpayee

“Don't take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to say that your first victory was just luck.” -- A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Happy New Year

May your dreams and wishes come true, and may prosperity touch your feet.
 Wishing you & your family a Happy New Year 2020

*नवीन वर्ष आपणास सुख समाधानाचे,*

*आनंदाचे, ऐश्वर्याचे, आरोग्याचे जावो..*

*नवीन वर्षात आपले जीवन सुखमय होवो,*

*अशी श्रीचरणी प्रार्थना…*

*नवीन वर्षाच्या शुभेच्छा!💐💐*

*हम दुआ करते हैं कि इस नये साल कि हर सुबह आपकी* *उम्मीद जगायें, हर दोपहर विश्वास दिलाये, हर शाम खुशिया लाये, और हर रात सुकून से भरी हो!*
*नये साल की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!*
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