Laughter of the day

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. 

“Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.

“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

What did the beach say when the tide came in? 

Long time no sea.