Laughter of the day

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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.



“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. 
“Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.
“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”



If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?



What did the beach say when the tide came in? 
Long time no sea.

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