Joke of the day

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मना नहीं कर सकती  पुलिस किसी को पीने से ग़ालिब,

क्योंकि......
पंजाब पुलिस वाले के कंधे पर लिखा है  (PP)-पी पी

हरयाणा पुलिस (HP)-
होर पी

दिल्ली पुलिस (DP) -डेली पी

राजस्थान पुलिस (RP)-रोज पी

मध्यप्रदेश पुलिस (MP)-मजे से पी

अरुणाचल पुलिस (AP) अलसुबह पी

गुजरात पुलिस (GP) जी भर के पी

*और सबसे खास* ----

उत्तरप्रदेश पुलिस (UP)- उतरने के बाद फिर से पी
🍾🍺🍻🍷😃😃😃😃

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