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पापा मुझे स्कुल छोडने आप क्युं आते हो?

मेरे सभी क्लासमेट को छोडने तो उनकी मम्मी आती हैं...

पापा: बस इसीलिए बेटा!!


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ßari ßarsi khatAn gaya c
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Khat k liyande #Äkhrot

Hor karlo kathe
500 1000 de note.
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रूपये जमा कराने बैंक गया था वहाँ लंबी लाइन लगी हुई थी.
मै चिल्लाया "ला इलाह अल्लाह मुहम्मद रसूल अल्लाह" और अपना बैग फेंक दिया
उसके बाद मैं लाइन में अकेला था

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Dosto Modi ki

Shaddi karwao

Khali dimag shaitan ka ghar...

Kisne socha tha ki

laxmi poojan ke Baad

laxmi visarjan karna padega.
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घर में पड़ी मोटी कमाई कोई काम ना आयी...

बच्चो के ​'गुल्लक'​ टुटे तो घर मे सब्जी आयी...

नई धमकी

रुक तेरे अकाउंट में पाँच लाख डालता हूँ!!


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2000 में अमिताभ बच्चन लेकर आए थे

*कौन_बनेगा_करोड़पति*

2016 में मोदी जी लेकर आए.....

*कौन_बचेगा_करोड़पति*

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तीन लड़को ने एक साथ एक लड़की को Propose किया

पहला :" मैं तुम्हारे लिए अपनी जान दे सकता हूँ..
लड़की :" वो तो सब कहते हैं...

दूसरा :" मैं तुम्हारे लिए चाँद तारे तोड़सकता हूँ...
लड़की -:" पुराना Dialogue है

तीसरा :— मै तुम्हें 500 के, छुटै दूगा ।

लड़की (आँखों में आँसू के साथ ) -: पागल इतना चाहता है मुझे
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बिहार की ताज़ा घटना:

किडनैपर(फ़ोन पर) - हमने तुम्हारे बेटे का अपरहण कर लिया है....

बाप (बीच में ही चिल्लाते हुए) - नहीं..... मैं बहुत गरीब आदमी हूँ कुछ नहीं है मेरे पास।

किडनैपर - अबे, हम एक करोड़ भेज रहे हैं,

तुझे उसके खुल्ले कराने है।

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बैंक में पैसे जमा करने जाये तो पाच चीजे अपने साथ अवश्य ले जाए,

एक चादर,
एक खाने का डिब्बा,
एक पानी की बोतल,
एक मॉर्टिन कोइल
और मोबाइल चार्जर,

जनहित में जारी
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₹1000 - तड़प तड़प के इस दिल से आह निकलती रही ऐसा क्या गुनाह किया कि लुट गये हाँ लूट गये
.
₹500 - दुनिया में कितना गम है मेरा गम कितना कम है
.

₹100 - आज मै ऊपर आश्मा नीचे आज मैं आगे, ज़माना है पीछे Tell meओ ख़ुदा अब मैं क्या करूँ

₹50 - जहाँ मै जाती हूँ वही चले आते हो ........
.

₹20 - अभी तो पार्टी शुरू हुई है 
.
₹10 - आज कल पांव जमीं नही पड़ते मेरे
.

₹5 - हवन करेंगे हवन करेंगे हवन करेंगे
.
₹2 - आज फिर जीने की तमन्ना है
.
₹1 - छोटा बच्चा जान के हमको ना समझाना रे टुपी टुपी टप टप

..✍
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यदि बीबी के नाम
पर 2.5 लाख जमा करने
की छुट है तो....

साली के नाम पर भी
1.25 लाख जमा करने
की छुट होनी चाहिेऐ

*जीजा संघ्*
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ज्ञानी लोग बोले थे--

शरीर चला जायेगा,,,
माया यहीं रह जायेगी

साला उल्टा हो गया अब ,
शरीर यहीं है
और माया चली गई,,,,,
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लो बोलो हद हो गई यार..

ठण्ड में गर्म पानी करने के लिए
आंगन में चूल्हा क्या जलाया,
आस-पड़ोस वाले पूछने लग गए..

कितने थे, कितने थे..??

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जो बैंक के बाहर हैं उन्हें छुट्टा नहीं मिल रहा,

और जो अन्दर हैं उन्हें छुट्टी नहीं मिल रही।

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Solve Exam question paper

Solve questions and answers in MCQ type

NET Exam June  - 2014

1.Which of the following are Central Universities ?
1.Pondicherry University
2.Vishwa Bharati
3.H.N.B. Garhwal University
4.Kurukshetra University
Select the correct answer from the code given below:
Codes:
(A) 1 , 2 and 3
(B) 1 ,3 and 4
(C) 2 , 3 and 4
(D) 1 , 2 and 4

2.Consider the following statements and select the correct answer from the code given below :
1.Rajasthan receives the highest solar radiation in the country
2.India has the fifth largest installed wind power in the world
3.The maximum amount of wind power is contributed by Tamil Nadu
4.The primary source of uranium in India is Jaduguda
Codes :
(A) 1 and 2
(B) 1 , 2 and 3
(C) 2 and 3
(D) 1 and 4

3.Who among the following is the de facto executive head of the Planning Commission ?
(A) Chairman
(B) Deputy Chairman
(C) Minister of State for Planning
(D) Member Secretary

4.Education as a subject of legislation figures in the
(A) Union List
(B) State List
(C) Concurrent List
(D) Residuary Powers

5.Consider the statement which is followed by two arguments (1) and (2)
Statement : India should have a very strong and powerful Lokpal
Arguments : 1. Yes, it will go a long in eliminating corruption in bureaucracy
    2.No ,it will discourage    honest officers from making quick decisions
Codes :
(A) Only argument (1) is strong
(B) Only argument (2) is strong
(C) Both the argument are strong
(D) Neither of the argument is strong

6.Which of the following universities has adopted the meta university concept ?
(A) Assam University
(B) Delhi University
(C) Hyderabad University
(D) Pondicherry University

7.Which of the following statements are correct about a Central University ?
1.Central University is established under an Act of Parliament
2.The President of India acts as the visitor of the University
3.The President has the power to nominate some members to the
Executive Committee or the Board of Managements of the University
4.The President occasionally presides over the meeting of the
Executive Committee or Court
Codes :
(A) 1 , 2 and 4
(B) 1 , 3 and 4
(C) 1 , 2 and 3
(D) 1 , 2 , 3 and 4

8.The e- content generation for under-graduate courses has been assassinated by
the Ministry of Human Resource Development to
(A) INFLBNET
(B) Consortium for Educational Communication
(C) National Knowledge Commission
(D) India Gandhi National Open University

9.Classroom communication is normally considered as
(A) effective
(B) cognitive
(C) affective
(D) selective

10.Which one of the following is considered a sigh of motivated teaching ?
(A) Students asking question
(B) Maximum attendance of the students
(C) Pin drop silence in the classroom
(D) Students taking notes

11.Which one of the following is the best method of teaching ?
(A) Lecture
(B) Discussion
(C) Demonstration
(D) Narration

12.Dyslexia is associated with
(A) mental disorder
(B) behavioral disorder
(C) reading disorder
(D) writing disorder

13.The research approach of Max Weber to understand how people create meanings
in natural settings is identified as
(A) positive paradigm
(B) critical paradigm
(C) natural paradigm
(D) interpretative paradigm

14.Which one of the following is a non - probability sampling ?
(A) Simple random
(B) Purposive
(C) Systematic
(D) Stratified

15.Identify the category of evaluation that assesses the learning progress to
provide continuous feedback to the students during instruction
(A) Placement
(B) Diagnostic
(C) Formative
(D) Summative

16.The research stream of immediate application is
(A) Conceptual  research
(B) Action research
(C) Fundamental research
(D) Empirical research

17.Who among the following , propounded the concept of paradigm ?
(A) Peter Haggett
(B) Von Thunen
(C) Thomas Kuhn
(D) John K. Wright

18.In a thesis , figures and tables are included in
(A) the appendix
(B) a separate chapter
(C) the concluding chapter
(D) the text itself

19.A thesis statement is
(A) an observation
(B) a fact
(C) an assertion
(D) a discussion

Read the following passage carefully and answer questions 20 to 24 :

Traditional Indian Values must be viewed both from the angle of the individual and from
that of the geographically delimited agglomeration of people or group enjoying a common
system of leadership which we call the 'state'. The Indian 'state's' special feature is the
peaceful ,or perhaps mostly peaceful , co- existence of social groups of various historical
provenances which mutually adhere in a geographical , economic , and political sence , without
Modern Indian law will determine certain rules , especially in relation to the regime of the family , upon the basic of how the loin - cloth is yield ,or how turban is worn , for this may identify the
through their ancestors left the region three or four centuries earlier .
There was no such thing as a conflict between the state' sovereignty' or of any
church -and state dichotomy.

Modern Indian ' secularism' has an admittedly peculiar feature : It requires the state to make
a fair distribution of attention and support amongst all religions. These blessed aspects of India's
famed tolerance at once struck Portuguese and other European to the west one
remove , to the basic constitution of Thomas More 's Utopia. There is little about modern India
that strikes one at once as Utopian : but the insistence upon the norms, and the
different features which link the realized of India and her tradition with the essence of all
Utopians.

20.The basic construction of  Thomas More's Utopia was inspired by
(A) Indian tradition of religious tolerance
(B) Persecution of religious groups by Indian rulers
(C) Social inequality in India
(D) European perception of Indian state

21.What is the striking feature of modern India ?
(A) A replica of  Utopian state
(B) Uniform laws
(C) Adherence to traditional values
(D) Absence of Bigotry

22.Which of the following is a special feature of the Indian state ?
(A) Peaceful co- existence of people under a common system of leadership
(B) Peaceful co- existence of social groups different historical provenance attached to political sense
(C) Social integration of all groups
(D) Cultural assimilation of all social groups

23.The author uses the word ' state ' to highlight
(A) Autagonist relationship between the state and the individual throughout the period of history
(B) Absence of  conflict between the state and the individual upon a point in time
(C) The concept of state sovereignty
(D) Dependence on religion

24.Which one is the peculiar feature of modern Indian ' Secularism' ?
(A) No discrimination on religious considerations
(B) Total indifference to religious
(C) No space for social identity
(D) Disregard for social law

25.Photographs are not esay to
(A) publish
(B) secure
(C) decode
(D) change

26.The grain that appear on a television set when operated are also referred to as
(A) sparks
(B) green dots
(C) snow
(D) rain drops

27.In circular communication , the encoder become a decoder when there is
(A) noise
(B) audience
(C) criticality
(D) feedback

28.Break - down in verbal communication is described as
(A) Short circuit
(B) Contradiction
(C) Unevenness
(D) Entropy

29.The Telephone Model of Communication was first developed in the area of
(A) Technological theory
(B) Dispersion theory
(C) Minimal effects theory
(D) Information theory

30.The Dada Saheb Phalke Award for 2013 has been conferred on
(A) Karan Johar
(B) Amir Khan
(C) Asha Bhonsle
(D) Gulzar

31.Complete the series BB , FE , II , ML , PP , _____ by choosing one of the following option given :
(A) TS
(B) ST
(C) RS
(D) SR

32.A man started  walking from his house towards south.After walking 6 km , he
turned to his left and walked 5 km .Then he walked further 3 km after turning left .
He then to his left fair is he away from his house ?
(A) 3 km
(B) 4 km
(C) 5 km
(D) 6 km

33.In a post - office , stamps of three different denominations of and 7 , and 8
and 10 are available . The exact amount for which one cannot buy stamps is
(A) 19
(B) 20
(C) 23
(D) 29

34.In certain coding method , the word QUESTION is encoded as
DOMESTIC .In this coding , what is the code word for the word
RESPONSE ?
(A) OMESUCEM
(B) OMESICSM
(C) OMESICEM
(D )OMESISCM

35.If the series 4 ,5 , 8 ,13 ,14 , 17 ,22 , ---- is continued in the same pattern ,
which one of the following is not a term of this series ?
(A) 31
(B) 32
(C) 33
(D) 35

36.If two propositions having the same subject and predicate terms can both
be true but can not both be false,the relation between those two propositions is called
(A) contradictory
(B) contrary
(C) sub-contrary
(D) subaltern

37.One writes all numbers from 50 to 99 without the digits 2 and 7.How many nunbers have been written ?
(A) 32
(B) 36
(C) 40
(D) 38

38."If a large diamond is cut up into little bits , it will lose its value just as an
army is divided up into small units of soldiers , it loses its strength.

The argument put above may be called as
(A) Analogical
(B) Deductive
(C) Statistical
(D) Causal

39.Given below are some characteristics of social argument .Select the code
which expresses a characteristic which is not of inductive in character.
(A) The conclusion is claimed to follow from its premises
(B) The conclusion is based on causal relation
(C) The conclusion conclusively follows from its premises
(D) The conclusion is based on observation and experiment

40.Given below is a diagram of three circles A , B and D inter- related with
each other.The circle A  represents class of  Indians , the circle B
represents the class of scientists and circle C represent the class of
politicians . p , q , r, s --- represent different region. select the code
containing the region that indicates the class of Indian scientists who are not politicians
Codes:
(A) q and s only
(B) s only
(C) s and r only
(D) p , q and s only

41.Given below are two premises and four  conclusion drawn from those
premises . Select the code that expresses conclusion drawn validly
from the premises ( separately or jointly )
Premises :
(a) All dogs are mammals
(b) No cats are dogs
Conclusion :
i. No cats are mammals
ii. Some cats are mammals
iii. No dogs are cats
iv. No dogs are non - mammals
Codes :
(A) (i) only
(B) (i) and (ii)
(C) (iii) and (iv)
(D) (ii) and (iii)

Read  the following table carefully. Based upon this table answer question from 42 to 46 :
Net Area under Irrigation by source in a country ( Thousand  Hectares)

Year	Government canals	Private canals	Tanks	Tube wells & other wells	Other sources	Total
1997-98	17117	211	2593	32090	3102	55173
1998-99	17093	212	2792	33988	3326	57411
1999-00	16842	194	2535	34623	2915	57109
2000-01	15748	203	2449	33796	2880	55076
2001-02	15031	209	2179	34906	4347	56672
2002-03	13863	206	1802	34250	3657	53778
2003-04	14444	206	1908	35779	4281	56618
2004-05	14696	206	1727	34785	7459	58867
2005-06	15268	207	2034	35372	7314	60196

42.Identify the source of  Irrigation that has recorded the maximum incidence
of negative growth in terms of Net irrigated area during the year given in the table
(A) Government canals
(B) Private canals
(C) Tube wells and other wells
(D) Other sources

.43.In which of the following years , share
of the tube wells and other wells in the
total net irrigated area was the highest ?
(A) 1998-99
(B) 2000-01
(C) 2002-03
(D) 2004-05

44.Which of the following sources of Irrigation has registered the largest
percentage of decline in Net area under irrigation during 1997-98 and 2005-06 ?
(A) Government canals
(B) Tanks
(C) Tube wells and other wells
(D) Other sources

45.Find out the source of Irrigation that has registered the maximum improvement
in term of percentage of Net irrigated area during 2002-03 and 2003-04
(A) Government canals
(B) Tanks
(C) Tube wells and other wells
(D) Other sources

46.In which of the following years ,Net irrigation by tanks increased at the
highest rate ?
(A) 1998-99
(B) 2000-01
(C) 2003-99
(D) 2005-06

47.When a computer is booting , BIOS is loaded to the memory by
(A) RAM
(B) ROM
(C) CD-ROM
(D) TCP

48.Which one of the following is not the same as the other three ?
(A) MAS address
(B) Hardware address
(C) Physical address
(D) IP address

49.Identify the IP address from the following :
(A) 300 . 215 . 317 . 3
(B) 302 .215 @  417 .3
(C) 202. 50. 20. 148
(D) 202- 50- 20- 148

50.The acronym FTP stands for
(A) File Transfer Protocol
(B) Fast Transfer Protocol   
(C) File Tracking Protocol
(D) File Transfer Procedure

51.Which one of the following is not a/ an image/ graphic file format ?
(A) PNG
(B) GIF
(C) BMP
(D) GUI

52.The first web browser is
(A) Internet Explorer
(B) Netscape
(C) World  Wide Web
(D) Firefox

53.'Lahar ' is a natural disaster involving
(A) eruption of large amount of material
(B) strong winds
(C) strong water waves
(D) strong winds and water waves

54.The population of India is about 1.2 billion .
Take the average consumption of energy per person per year
in India as 30 Mega  Joules.If this consumption is met by carbon based
per kilo joule is 15 *1000000 kgs , the total carbon emissions per year from India will be
(A) 54 million metric tons
(B) 540  million metric tons
(C) 5400 million metric tons
(D) 2400 million metric tons

55.Which of the following cities has been worst affected by urban smog in recent times ?
(A) Paris
(B) London
(C) Los Angeles
(D) Beijing

56.The primary source of organic pollution in fresh water bodies is
(A) run - off urban areas
(B) run -off from agricultural forms
(C) sewage effluents
(D) industrial effluents

57.Which one of the following green house gases has the shortest residence time in the atmosphere ?
(A) Chlorofluorocarbon
(B) Carbon dioxide
(C) Methane
(D) Nitrous oxide

58.In order to avoid catastrophic consequences of climatic change , there
is general agreement among the countries of the world to limit of earth compared
surface temperature of earth compared to that of pre - industrial times by
(A) 1.5 C to 2C
(B) 2.0 C to 3.5 C
(C) 0.5 C to 1.0 C
(D) 0.25 C to 0.5 C

59.The National Disaster Management Authority functions under the Union Ministry of
(A) Environment
(B) Water Resources
(C) Home Affairs
(D) Defense

60.Match List - I and List - II and select the correct answer from the codes given below :
List -I               List - II
a. Flood           1.Lack of rainfall of sufficient duration

b.Drought        2.Tremors produced by the passage of vibratory waves through the rocks of the earth

c.Earthquake    3. A vent through which molted substance come out

d.Volcano        4.Excess rain and uneven distribution of water
Codes :
        a       b       c      d
(A)  4       1       2       3
(B)  2       3       4       1
(C)  3       4       2       1
(D)  4       3       1       2

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Solve below multiple choice questions net exam dec2015

NET Exam Question Paper December 2015:

1. P and Q Brothers. R and S  are sisters. The son of P is brother of  S. Q is related to R as:
1. Brother
2. Uncle
3. Father
4.Son

2. In a classroom ,a communicator's trust level is determined by:
1. the change of voice level
2.the use of  abstract concepts
3.eye contact
4. the use of hyperbole

3. A Cluster of propositions with a structure that exhibits some inference is called:
1.An argument
2. An explanation
3. A valid argument
4. An inference

4. A definition that has a meaning that is deliberately assigned to some symbol is called:
1. Precising
2. Stipulative
3. Persuasive
4. Lexical

5.Aspects of the voice, other than the speech are known as:
1. Personal language
2.Para language
3.Delivery language
4. Physical language

6. Consider the argument given below:
' Pre - employment testing of teachers is quite fair because doctors, architects and engineers
who are now employed had to face such a testing'.
1.Analogical
2.Psychological
3.Biological
4.Deductive

7. The next term in the series
 2 , 5, 10 , 17, 26, 37 , ?   is :
1. 57
2. 62
3.72
4. 50

8. The main objectives of student evaluation are:
a.To gather information about student weaknesses.
b.To make teachers take teaching seriously.
c.To help teachers adopt innovative methods of teaching.
d.To identify the areas of  further improvement in teacher traits.
Identify the correct answer from the codes given below:
1.(b) , (c) and (d)
2. (a) ,(b) and (c) only
3. (a) only
4. (a) and (b) only

9.A group of 210 students appeared in some test. The mean of  1/3 rd of  students is found to be
60. The mean of the remaining students is found to be 78 . The mean of the whole group will
be:
1.76
2.74
3.72
4.80

10.Anil after travelling 6 km towards East from his house realized that he has travelled  in a
wrong direction. he turned and travelled 12 km towards West, turned right and travelled
8 km to reach his office .The straight distance of the office from his  house is:
1.14 km
2.12 km
3.10 km
4.20 km

11.Every type of  communication is affection by its:
1.Transmission
2. Non- regulation
3. context
4. Reception

12. A party was held in which a grandmother, father ,mother, four sons,their wives and one
son and two daughters to each of the sons were present. The number of females present in
the party is:
1.14
2.18
3.24
4.12

13.Most often ,the teacher -student communication is:
1.Critical
2. Utilitarian
3.Confrontational
4. Squrious

14.Using the central point of the classroom communication as the beginning of a dynamic pattern
of ideas is referred to as:
1. Problem -orientation
2. Idea protocol
3.Mind mapping
4. Systemisation

15.If the propo'stion 'No men are honest 'is taken to be false which of the following propostion/
can be claimed certainly to be true?
1.Some men are honest
2. some men are not honest
3.No honest person is man
4.All men are honest

16.The next term in the series:
B2E , D5H ,F27K ,H27N    ? is:
1.I62Q
2.Q62J
3. J58Q
4. J56I

17. Consider the following assertion (A) and reason (R) and select the correct code given
below:
(A) :No man is perfect
(R): Some men are not perfect
1.Both (A) and (R) are true and (R) provides sufficient reason for (A)
2.(A) is true but (R) is false
3. (A) is false but (R) is true
4.Both (A) and (R) are true but (R) does not provide sufficient reason for (A).

18. Attitudes ,actions and appearance in the context of classroom communication are considered
as:
1. Non-verbal
2. Impersonal
3.Irrational
4.Verbal

19.Among the following propositions two are related in such  a way that they can both be true
although they cannot both be false. Which are those proposition ? Select the correct code.
a. Some priests are cunning
b.No priests is cunning
c. All priests are cunning
d.Some priests are not cunning.

Codes:
1.(c)and (d)
2.(a) and (c)
3.(a) and (d)
4.(a) and (b)

Given below in the table is the decadal data of population and Electrical Power Production of
a country.

Year	Population (million)	Electrical Power Production (GW)*
1951	20	10
1961	21	20
1971	24	25
1981	27	40
1991	30	50
2001	32	80
2011	35	100
-	-	*1GW=1000 million watt

Based on the above table , answer the question from S1. No. 20 to 25.

20.In which decade , the answer power availability per person was maximum ?
1.1991-2001
2.2001-2011
3.1971-1981
4.1981-1991

21.Average decadal growth rate (%) of population is:
1.~9.82%
2.~6.73%
3.~5%
4.~12.21%

22. In the year 1951 , what was the power availability per person ?
1.200 W
2.400 W
3.500 W
4.100 W

23.By what percentage (%) the power production increased from 1951 to 2011 ?
1.300 %
2.600%
3.900%
4.100 %

24.Which decade registered the maximum growth rate (%) of population ?
1.1971-81
2.1991-2001
3.2001-2011
4.1961-71

25.Based on the average decade growth rate , what will be the population in the year 2021 ?
1.38.49 million
2.37.28 million
3.26.62 million
4.40.34 million

26.Assertion (A): People population control measure do not necessarily help in checking
environmental degradation.

Reason (R): The relationship between population growth and environmental
choose the correct answer from the following:
Choose the correct answer from the following:
1.both (A) and (R) are true but (R) is not correct explanation of (A)
2.(A) is true but (R) is false
3.(A) is false but (R) is true
4.Both (A) and (R) are true and (R) in the correct explanation of (A).

27.Which of the following enables us to send the same letter to different persons in MS Word ?
1.Mail copy
2Mail insert
3.Mail merge
4.Mail join

28.Public Order as an item in the Constitution figures in:
1.the state List
2.the concurrent List
3.the Residuary Powers
4.the Union List

29.The grounds on which discrimination in admission to educational institutions is constitutionally
prohibited are:
a.Religion
b.Sex
c.Place of birth
d.Nationality
Select the correct answer from the codes gives below:
1.(a) ,(b) and (c)
2.(a) ,(b) and (c) (d)
3.(a) ,(b) and (c) (d)
4.(a) ,(b) and(c) (d)

30.NMEICT stands for:
1.National Mission on E- government through ICT
2.National Mission on E- commerce through ICT
3. National Mission on E-learning through ICT
4.National  Mission on Education through ICT

31.Which of the following pollutants can cause cancer in humans ?
1.Mercury
2.Lead
3.Ozone
4.Pesticides

32.Which of the following statements are correct about Lok Sabha ?
a.The Constitution puts a limit on the size of the Lok Sabha
b.The size and shape of the Parliamentary constituencies is determined by the Election
Commission
c.First - past- the Past electoral system is followed
d.The speaker of Lok Sabha does not have a casting vote in case of an equality of votes
Select the correct answer from the codes given below:
1.(a) ,(b) and (c)
2.(a) ,(c) and (d)
3.(a) ,(b) ,(c) and (d)
4.(a) and (c)

33.The term of office of the Advocate General of a state is:
1.5 years
2.6 years or 65 years of age whichever is earlier
3.not fixed
4.4 years

34.Which among the following state has the highest number of seats in the Lok Sabha ?
1.Rajasthan
2.Tamil Nadu
3.West Bengal
4.Maharashtra

35.At present , in terms of per capita energy consumption (kWh/ year) , identify the correct
sequence
1.Russia > China > India > Brazil
2.Russia > China >Brazil >India
3.China > Russia > Brazil > India
4.Brazil > Russia > China > India

36.Which of the following phenomena is not a natural hazard ?
1.Lightning
2.Landslide
3.Chemical contamination
4.Wildfire

37.Which of the following are the objectives of Rashtriya Uchchatar Shiksha Abhiyan
(RUSA) ?
a.To improve the overall quality of state insititutions
b.To ensure adequate availability of quality faculty
c.To create new institutions through upgradation of existing autonomous colleges
d.To downgrades universities with poor into autonomous colleges
Select the correct answer from the codes given below:
1.(a) ,(b )and( c)
2.(a)  ,( c)  and ( d)
3.(a) ,( b) and (d)
4.(a ),( b) ,(c0)and (d)

38.In a computer a byte generally consists of:
1.8 bits
2.16 bits
3.10 bits
4.4 bits

39.As part of National Climate Change Policy , Indian government is planning to raise the
installed capacity of renewable energy by the year 2030 to :
1.200 GW
2.250 GW
3.350 GW
4.175 GW

40.Inside rural homes ,the source/ source of Nitrogen Oxide Pollution may be :
a.Unvented gas stoves
b.Wood stoves
c.Kerosene heaters
Choose the correct code :
1.(b) and (c) only
2.(b) only
3.(a) ,(b) and (c)
4.(a) and (b) only

41.Which of the following is an open source software ?
1.Windows
2.Mozilla Firefox
3.Acrobat Reader
4.MS Word

42.Which of the following is not an input device ?
1.Keyboard
2.Joystick
3.Monitor
4.Microphone

43.Which of the following is an instant messaging application ?
a.Whats App
b.Google Talk
c.Viber
Select the correct answer from the codes gives below :
1.(b) and (c) only
2.(a) only
3.(a) ,(b) and (c)
4.(a) and (b) only

44.Which of the following are the characteristics of a seminar ?
a.It is a form of academic instruction
b.It involves questioning , discussion and debates
c. It involves large groups of individuals
d.It needs involvement of skilled persons.
1.(b) and (d)
2(.b ),( c)  and (d)
3(.a),( b) and (d)
4(.b) and( c)

45.Which of the following attributes denote great strengths of a teacher ?
a.Full- time active involvement in the institutional management
b.Setting examples
c.Willingness to put assumptions to the test
d.Acknowledging mistakes
1.(b) ,(c) and (d)
2.( a) ,(c ) and (d )
3.( a),(b ) , (c ) and (d )
4.(a ) , (b ) and (d )

46.Which of the following statements is not true in the context of participatory research ?
1.It emphasizes on people as experts
2.It is a collective process of enquiry
3.Its sole purpose is production of knowledge
4.It recognizes knowledge as power

47.Which of the following statements is true in the context of the testing of a hypothesis ?
1.It is only the null hypothesis , that can be tested
2.Both , the alternative and the null hypotheses cannot be tested
3.Both ,the alternative and the null hypotheses cannot be tested
4.It is only the alternative hypotheses , that can be tested

48.Which one the following statements is correct in the context of multiple- choice types
questions ?
1.They are less objective than essay types questions
2.They are more subjective than short - answer type questions
3.They are more subjective than true -false type questions
4.They are more objective than true - false type questions

49.What are required for good teaching ?
a.Diagnosis
b.Remedy
c.Direction
d.Feedback
Select the correct answer from the codes gives below :
1(.a) and (b)
2.(b ), (c )and (d)
3.(c) and( d)
4.(a ),(b), (c) and (d)

50.Which of the following are the basic rules of APA style of referenceing format ?
a.Italicize titles of shorter words such as journal articles or essays
b.Invert authors' names (last name first )
c.Italicize titles of longer works such as books and journals
d.Alphabetically index reference list
Select the correct answer from the codes given below :
1.(b) ,(c) and (d)
2.(c) and (d)
3.(a) , (b) ,(c) and (d)
4.(a) and (b)

51.Ethical norms in research do not involve guidelines for :
1.Copyright
2.Patenting policy
3.Data sharing policies
4.Thesis format

52.What are the characteristics of Continuous and Comprehensive Evaluation ?
a.It increase the world load on students by talking multiple tests
bit replaces marks with grades
c.It evaluates every aspect  of the phobia
d.It help in reducing examination phobia
1.(b) and (d)
2.(a) ,(b) and (c)
3.(b) , (c) and (d)
4.(a) ,(b), (c) and (d)

53.A researcher is interested in studying the prospects of a particular political party in an urban
area. What tool should he prefer for the study ?
1.Interview
2.Questionnaire
3.Schedule
4.Rating scale

54.Greater the hand icap of the students coming to the educational institutions the
demand on the :
1.Society
2.Teacher
3.State
4.Family

55.As chairman of an indement commission on education , Jacques  Delors report to UNESCO
was titled :
1.Millennium Development Report
2.Learning : the Treasure Within
3.World Declaration on Education for All
4.International Commisssion on Eduation Report

Read the following passage carefully and answer question number 56 to 60.
   
    I did that thing recently where you have to sign a big card - which is a horror unto itself ,
especially as the keeper of the Big Card was learning over me at the time .Suddenly I was on the
spot ,a rabbit in the headlights ,torn between doing a fun message or some sort of in- joke or a
drawing. Indead overwhelmed by the myriad option available to me , I decided to just write :
" Good  luck ,best , Joel."
   
    It was then that I realized to my horror , that I had forgotten how to write . My entire existence
is"tap letters into computer ". My shopping lists are hodden in the notes function of my phone . If
I need to remember something I send an e- mail to myself. A pen is something I chew when I ' m
strugging to think . Paper is something I pile berneath my laptop to make it a more comfortable
height for me to type on.
   
    A poll of  1,000 teens by the statiners , Bic found that one in 10 don't own a pen ,a third have
never written a letter , half  of 13 to19 years- old have never been forced to sit down and write
a thank you letter.  More than80 % have written a love letter ,56  % don't have letter paper at
a teen ever has to use a pen is on an exam paper

    Bic, have you heard of mobile phones ? Have you heard of e -mail ,facebook and
snap chapping ? This is the furture . Pen are dead . paper is dead. Handwritting is a relic.

    "Handwritting is one of the most creative outlets we have and should be given the same
importance as other art forms such as sketching ,pa1inting or photography ."

Answer the following question:

56. How many teens, as per the Bic survey , do not own a pen ?
1.560
2.500
3.100
4.800

57.According to the author , which one is not the most creative outlet of pursuit ?
1.Photography
2.Sketching
3.Reading
4. Handwrtting

58.The entire existence of the author revolves round :
a.Computer
b.Mobile phone
c.Typewriter
1.(a) and (b) only
2.(a) ,(b) and (c)
3.(b) and (c) only
4.(b) only

59.What is the main concern of the author ?
1.That the teens use mobile phones
2.That the teens use computer
3.That the teens have forgotten the art of handwriting
4.That the teens use social networks for communication

60.When confronted with signing a big  card ,the author felt like "a rabbit in the headlight
What does this phrase mean ?
1.A state of pleasure
2.A state of anxiety
3. A state of pain
4. A state of confusion

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1)Which of the following factors is the highest level of cognitive ability?
1) Knowing
2)Understanding
3) Analyzing
4)Evaluating

2)Which of the following factors does not impact teaching?
1) Teacher's knowledge
2) Class room activites that encourage learning
3) Socio-economic background of teachers and students
4) Learning through experience

3) Which of the following statements about teaching aids are correct ?
a) They help in retaining concepts for longer duration.
b) They help students learn better.
c) They make teaching learning process interesting.
d) They enhance rote learning.
Select the correct answer from the code given below :
1) (a) , (b) , (c) and  (d)
2) (a) , (b) and (c)
3) (b) , (c) and (d)
4) (a) , (b) and (d)

4) Techniques used by a teacher to teach include:
a) Lecture
b) Interacctive lecture
c) Group work
d) Self study
Select the correct answer from the code given below :
1) (a) , (b) and (c)
2) (a) , (b) , (c)  and (d)
3) (b) , (c) , and (d)
4) (a) , (b) and (d)

5) Achievement tests are commonly used for the purpose of:
1) Making selections for a specific job
2) Selecting candidates for a courses of learners
3) Identifying strengths and weaknesses of learners
4) Assessing the amount of learning after teaching

6) A good teacher is one who:
1) gives useful information
2) explains concepts and principles
3) gives printed notes to students
4) inspires students to learn

7)Which of the following statement s regarding the meaning of research are correct ?
a) Research refers to a series of systematic activity or activities undertaken to find out the solution of a problem .
b) It is a systematic ,logical and an unbiased process wherein verification of hypothesis, data analysis , interpretation and formation of principles can be done.
c) It is an intellectual enquiry or quest of knowledge .
d) It leads to enchancement of knowledge .
Select the correct answer from the codes given below :
1) (a) ,(b) and (c)
2) (b) ,(c) and (d)
3) (a) , (c) and (d)
4 (a) , (b) , (c) and (d)

8) A good thesis writing should involve :
a) reduction of punctuation and grammatical errors to a minimum .
b) careful checking of refrences.
c) consistency in the way the thesis is written.
d) a clear and well written abstract.
Select the correct answer from the codes given below :
1) (a) , (b) , (c) and (d)
2) (a) , (b) and (c)
3) (a) , (b) and (d)
4) (b) , (c) and (d)

9) Jean Piaget gave a theory of cognitive development of humans on the basis of his:
1) Fundamental Research
2) Applied Research
3) Action Research
4) Evaluatin Research

10) "Male and Female students perform equally well in a numerical aptitide test."
This statement indicates a:
1) research hypothesis
2) null hypothesis
3) directional hypothesis
4) statistical hypothesis

11) The conclusion / findings of which type of research cannot be generalized to other situations?
1) Historical Research
2) Descriptive Research
3) Experimental Research
4) Causal Comparative Research

12) Which of the following steps are required to design a questionnarie?
a) Writing primary and secondary aims of the study
b) Review of the current literature .
c) Prepare a draft of questionnarie.
d) Revision of the draft .
Select the correct answer from the codes given below :
1) (a) , (b) and (c)
2) (a) , (c) and (d)
3) (b) , (c) and (d)
4) (a) , (b) ,(c) and (d)

Read the following passage carefully and answer questions 13 to 18.
    Story teling is not in our genes .  Neither it is an evolutionary history . It is the essence ofwhat makes us Human.
   
    Human beings progress by telling stories.One event can result in a great variety of stories being told about it.
Sometimes those stories differ greatly. Which stories are picked up and repeated and which ones are dropped and forgotten
often determines how we progres.Our history, knowledge  and understanding are al the collections of the few stories that survive
This includes the stoires that we tell each other about the future . And how the future will turn out depends partly, possibly largely,
on which stories we collectivele choose to beleive.

    Some stories are designed to spread fear and concern .This because some story-tellers feel that there is a need to raise
some tensions . Some stories are frightening, they are like totemic warnings : "Fail to act now and wee are all doomed ." Then there are
stories that indicate that all will be fine so long as we leave everything upto a few especially able adults . Currently ,this trend is being
led by thise who call themselves " rational optimists" . They tend to claim that it is human nature to complete and to succed and also to
profit at te expense of others. The rational optimists however,do not reealixe how humanity hasprogressed overtime thruough amiable
social  netwroks and how large groups work in less selfishm=ness and in the process accommodate rich and poor , high and low alike.
This aspect in story telling is considered by the 'Practical Possibles' ,who sit between those who say all is fine and cheerful and be
individualistic in approach to a successful future, and those who ordian permission and fear that we are dooomed.

    What the future holds for us is which stories we hold on to and how we act on them.
Ansswer the following questions :

13) Our knowledge is a collection of:
1) all stories that we have heard during our life-time
2) some stories that we remember
3) a few stories taht survive
4) some important stories

14) Story telling is:
1) an art
2) a science
3) in our genes
4) the essence of what makes us human

15) How the future will turn out to be , depends upon the stories ?
1) We collectively choose to believe in
2) Which are repeatedly narrated
3) Designed to spread fear and tension
4) Designed to make prophecy

16) Rational optimists:
  a) Look for opportunities.
  b) Are sensible and cheeerful.
  c) Are selfishly driven.
Identify the correct answer from the codes given below :
1) (a) , (b) and (c)
2) (a) only
3) (a) and (b) only
4) (b) and (c) only

17) Humans become less selfish when:
1) they work in large groups
2) they listen to frightenong stories
3) they listen to cheerful stories
4) they work in solitude

18) 'Practical Possibles' are the ones who "
1) follow Midway Path
2) are doom- mongers
3) are self-centred
4) are cheerful and carefree

19) Effectiveness of communication can be traced from which of the following?
a) Attitude surveys
b) Performance records
c) Students attendance
d) Selection of communication channel
Select the correct answer from the codes given below :
1) (a) , (b) , (c)  and (d)
2) (a) , (b) , and (c)
3) (b) , (c) and (d)
4) (a) , (b) and (d)

20) Assertion (A) :Formal communication tends to be fast and flexible .
Reason (R) : Formal communication is a systematic and orderly flow of information.
1) Both (A) and (R) are correct and (R) is correct explaination of (A)
2) Both (A) and (R) are correct but (R) is not correct explaination of (A)
3) (A) is correct but, (R) is false
4) (A) is false but, (R) is correct.

21) Which of the following are the characteristic features of communication ?
a) Communication involves exchange of ideas , facts  and opinions.
b) Communication involves both information and understanding .
c) Communication is a continous process.
d) Communication is a circular process.
Select the correct answer from the codes given below :
1) (a) , (b) and (c)
2) (a) , (b) and (d)
3) (b) , (c) and (d)
4) (a) , (b) , (c) and (d)

22) The term 'grapevine' is also known as:
1) Downward communication
2) Informal communication
3) Upward communication
4) Horizontal communication

23) Which of th efollowing is not a principle of effective communication?
1) Persuasive and convincing dialogue
2) Participation of the audience
3) One-way transfer of information
4) Strategic use of grapevine

24)In communication , the language is :
1) The verbal code
2) Inrapersonal
3) The symbolic code
4) The non-verbal code

25) The next term in te series is:
2 , 5 , 9 , 19 , 37 , ?
1) 73
2) 75
3) 78
4) 80

26) In cerrtain code  MATHURA is coded as JXQEROX. The code of HOTELS will be:
1) LEQIBP
2) ELQBIP
3) LEBIQP
4) ELIPQB

27) One day Prakash left home and walked 10 km towards south , turned right and walked 5 km ,turned right and walked 10 km and turned left and walked 10 km.
How many km will he have to walk to reach his home straight?
1) 10
2) 20
3) 15
4) 30

28)  A girl introduced a boy as the son of the daughter of the father of her uncle . The boy is related to the girl as:
1) Brother
2) Uncle
3) Nephew
4) Son

29) In an examination 10,000 students appeared. the result revealed the number of students who have:

passed in all five subjects     =    5583
passed in three subjects only     =    1400
passed in two subjects only     =    1200
passed in one subjects only    =    735
failed in English only        =    75
failed in Physics only        =    145
failed in Chemistry only        =    140
failed in Mathematics only    =    200
failed in Bio-science only    =    157
The number of students passed in at least four subjects is:
1) 6300
2) 6900
3) 7300
4) 7900

30) At present a person is 4 times older than his son and is 3 years older than his wife.
After 3 years the age of the son will be 15 years . the age of the person 's wife after 5 years will be:
1) 42
2) 48
3) 45
4) 50

31) If we want to seek new knowldge of facts about the world , we must rely on reason of the type:
1) Inductive
2) Deductive
3) Demonstrative
4) Physiological

32) A deductive argument is invalid if:
1) Its permises and conclusions are all false
2) Its permises are true but its conclusion is false
3) Its permises are fales but its conclusion is true
4) Its permises and conclusions are all true

33) Inductive reasoning is grounded on:
1) Integrity of nature
2) Unity of nature
3) Uniformity of nature
4) Harmony of nature

34) Among the following statements two are contradictory to each other. Select the correct code that represents them:
Statements:
a) All poets are philosophers.
b) Some posts are philosophers.
c) Some poets are not philosophers.
d) No philosophers is a poet.
Codes:
1) (a) and (b)
2) (a) and (b)
3) (a) and (c)
4) (b) and (c)

35)Which of the codes given below contains only the correct statements ? Select the code:
Statements:
a) Venn diagram represents the arguments graphically .
b) Venn diagram  can enhance our understanding.
c) Venn diagram may be called valid or invalid.
d) Venn diagram is clear method of notation.
Codes:
1) (a) , (b) and (c)
2) (a) , (b) and (d)
3) (b) , (c) and (d)
4) (a) , (c) and (d)

36)When the purpose of a definition is to explain the use or to eliminate ambiguity the definitionis called:
1) Stipulative
2) Theoritical
3) Lexical
4) Persuasive

37) Encoding or scrambling data for transmission across a network is known as :
1) Protection
2) Detection
3) Encryption
4) Deccryption

38) Which of the following is not an output device ?
1) Printer
2) Speaker
3) Monitor
4) Keyboard

39) Which of the following represents one billion characters ?
1) Kilobyte
2) Megabyte
3) Gigabyte
4) Terabyte

40) Which of the following isnot open source software?
1) Internet explore
2) Fedora Linux
3) Open Offeice
4) Apache HTTP server

41) Which on of the following represents the binary equivalent of the decimal number 25 ?
1) 10101
2) 01101
3) 11001
4) 11011

42) Which is an instant messenger that is used for chatting ?
1) Alt vista
2) MAC
3) Microsoft Office
4) Google Talk

43) In which of the countries per capita use of water is maximum ?
1) USA
2) European Union
3) China
4) India

44) India's contribution to total global carbon dioxide emmissions is about:
1)  ~ 3%
2)  ~ 6%
3)  ~ 10%
4)  ~15%

45) Two earthquakes A and B happen to be of magnitude 5 and 6 respectively on Richter scale.
The ratio of the energies released E B / E A will be approximately
1)  ~ 8
2)  ~ 16
3)  ~ 32
4)  ~64

46)Which of the following combinations representxs renewable natural resources ?
1) Fertile soil , fresh water and natural gas
2) Clean air , phosphates and biological diversity
3) Fishes , fertile soil and fresh water
4) Oil , forests and tides

47) In the recently launched Air Quality Index in India , which of the following pollutants is not included?
1) Corbon monoxide
2) Fine Particulate matter
3) Ozone
4) Chlorofluorocarbons

49)The factors which are most important in determining the impact of anthropogenic activities on environment are:
1) Population ,affluence per person , land available per person
2) Population ,affluence per person and the technology used for exploiting resourcees
3) Atmospheric conditions , population and forest cover
4) Population , forest cover and land available per person

50) The session of the parliament is summoned by:
1) The President
2) The Prime Minister
3) The Speaker of the Lok Sabha
4) The Speaker of the Lok Sabha and the Chairman of the Rajya Sabha

51) Civil Service Day is celebrated in India  on:
1) 21 April
2) 24 April
3) 21 June
4) 7 July

52)The South Asia University is situated in the city of :
1) Colombo
2) Dhaka
3) New Delhi
4) Kathmandu

53) The Gross Enrollment Ratio (GER) in institutions of higher education in India at present (2015)
1) 8 percent
2) 12 percent
3) 19 percent
4) 23 percent

54) The total number of central universities in India in April 2015 was:
1) 08
2) 14
3) 27
4) 43

Question numbers 55 to 60 are based on the tabulated data given below:
A company has 20 employees with their age (in years) and salary  ( in thousand rupees per month) mentioned against each of them:

S.No.	Age (in years)	Salary (in thousand rupees per month)	S. No.	Age (in years)	Salary (in thousand rupees per month)
1.	44	35	11.	33	30
2.	32	20	12.	31	35
3.	54	45	13.	30	35
4.	42	35	14.	37	40
5.	31	20	15.	44	45
6.	53	60	16.	36	35
7.	42	50	17.	34	35
8.	51	55	18.	49	50
9.	34	25	19.	43	45
10.	41	30	20.	45	50

55) Classify the data of age of each employee in class interval of 5 years.Which class interval of 5 years has the maximum average salary ?
1) 35 - 40 years
2) 40 - 45 years
3) 45 - 50 years
4) 50 - 55 years

56) What is the frequency (%) in the class interval of 30 - 35 years ?
 1)   20 %
 2)   25 %
 3)  30 %
 4)  35%

57) What is the average age of the employees?
1) 40.3 years
2) 38.6 years
3) 47.2 years
4) 45.3 years

58) What is the fraction (%) of employees getting salary >=40,000 per month ?
1) 45%
2) 50%
3) 35%
4) 32%

59) What is the average salary (in thousand per month ) in the age group 40 - 50 years?
1) 35
2) 42.5
3) 40.5
4) 36.5

60) What is the fraction of employees getting salary less than the average salary of all the employees?
1) 45 %
2) 50%
3) 55%
4) 47%

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Energy : the driving force

ENERGY : THE DRIVING FORCE

1.)Work: Work is the product of the force
acting on the body and the displacement
of the body. When the force (F) acting on
the body and the displacement (s) of the
body have the same direction, the work
done by the force is W=Fs.
  Work has magnitude ,but not dirction.
  Thus, it is a scalar quatity. The SI unit of
  work is the joule (J) and CGS is the
  erg.
     1jooule=1 newton *1 metre
        1J =1Nm
      1 erg =1 dyne* 1 centimetre
                 = 1 dyne. centimentre
       1 J = 10 ergs


2.) Positive , negative and zero work:When
the force acting on the body and the
displacement of the body have the same
direction. When thhe force done by the force is
ment have opposite directions, the force and
displacement are perpendicular to each
other ,the work done ;is zero.

3).Energy: Energy is the capacity to do
work. It is a quantity. Its units are
the same as the units of work ,i.e.,the
joule (SI units) and the erg (CGS unit).

4).Kinetic energy: The energy possessed by
a body by the virtue of its motion is called
the kinetic energy. THe kinetic  energy of a
body of mass m, moving with velocity v is
1-2 mv.


5.) Potential energy: The energy possessed
by a body due to its shape or position or
configuration is called the potential energy
of a body of mass m raised to a height h
above the ground level is mgh, where g is
the magnitude of the accerleraction due to
gravity at that position..


6.) Different forms of energy: Mechamical
energy ( potential energy and kinetic
energy ) , heat ,light , sound, electrical
energy ,solar energy , chemical energy,
nuclear energy , etc ., are different forms of
energgy . Energy can be converted from one
form to another.


7.) Law of conservation of energy: Energy
can neither be created  nor be destroyed,
It can be converted from one form to
another. The total amount of energy in the
universe always remains contant.


8.) Power: Power is the rate of doing work.
If W is the work done .in time t, power (P) is
given by p=W-t . It is a scalar quantity. The
SI unit of power is the watt(W) and  CGS
unit is the erg per second.
1watt = 1joule per second
  10 erg per second
  ( 1 joule =10 ergs)
Power is also measured in unit horse-
power ( used in industry ).
I horesepower (hp) = 746 watts.

The kilowatt hour is a unit of energy
used for commercial purpose.
I kilowatt hour (kWh) = 3.6 * 10 J

The electrical energy used in house,
industry ,commercial establishment , etc,.
is expressed in KWh.

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हम है उस_*माँ*_के चरणों की धूल ,
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होकर सिंह पर सवार माता रानी आ गई,
होगी अब मन की हर मुराद पूरी,
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बोल सच्चे दरबार की जय।
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A B C D aati hai  kya.....?????Agar aati bhi hogi to aisi nahi aati hogi.....kyon ki esi aaj tak aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi..🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
🙏A=Ambe👣
🙏B=Bhawani👣
🙏C=Chamunda👣
🙏D=Durga👣
🙏E=Ekrupi👣
🙏F=Farsadharni👣
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🙏H=Hinglaaj👣
🙏I=Indrani👣
🙏J=Jagdamba👣
🙏K=Kali👣
🙏L=Laxmi👣
🙏M=Mahamaya👣
🙏N=Narayani👣
🙏O=Omkarini👣
🙏P=Padma👣
🙏Q=Qatyayani👣
🙏R=Ratnapriya👣
🙏S=Shitla👣
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🙏U=Uma👣
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सरपंचानी बंदुक काढून हवेत 2दा गोळीबार केला.....
मित्र : काही चुकलं का सरपंच आमचं...........
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भाऊ,जोक इथंच नाही संपला.....

चौकातल्या हॉटेल वाल्याने 4 तोफांचे बार काढले...

मित्र- हे काय होतं सरपंच?

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सरपंच म्हणतात, त्याला आठवण करून देत होतो की तुझा 7/12 माझ्याकडं गहाण आहे, हे विसरलास का ??

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सत नाम श्री वाहे गुरु

बहुत सुन्दर शब्द जो एक गुरुद्वारे के दरवाज़े पर लिखे थे :
यार से ऐसी यारी रख
दुःख में भागीदारी रख,
चाहे लोग कहे कुछ भी
तू तो जिम्मेदारी रख,
वक्त पड़े काम आने का
पहले अपनी बारी रख,
मुसीबते तो आएगी
पूरी अब तैयारी रख,
कामयाबी मिले ना मिले
जंग हौंसलों की जारी रख,
बोझ लगेंगे सब हल्के
मन को मत भारी रख,
मन जीता तो जग जीता
कायम अपनी खुद्दारी रख.

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*1- सुख वेले शुकराना*
      *2- दुख वेले अरदास*
            *3- हर वेले सिमरन*

और हम क्या करते हैं।।

*1- सुख वेले मिठाईयाँ*
      *2- दुख वेले दवाईयाँ*
            *3- हर वेले बुराईयाँ।।।*