Motivation

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

Joke to laugh today daddy and son

“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”

“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”

“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”

Laughter of the day

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. 

“Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.

“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

What did the beach say when the tide came in? 

Long time no sea.

Sense of humor jokes

Fresh jokes with sense of humor

What can you hold without touching it at all?

What can you hold without touching it at all?

Answer:

A conversation.

Bay of Bengal is in which state

Question: Bay of Bengal is in which state

Answer:

 Liquid

Doctor and patient joke

Doctor and patient joke

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”

Solve the answer joke

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

Answer:

Because it has its own scales.

Joke of the day

Father: Let me see your report card.

Tom:I don’t have it.

Father: Why not?

Tom:My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Laugh it's good joke

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

Science student: When my father sees my report card!