Joke of the month

पहिल्यांदा दारू पिऊन पडल्यावर कोण पहात नव्हतं

पण आता

उचलून साईट घेऊन विचारतात 

"कुठं मिळाली" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Maths Joke of equation

Maths Joke of equation

Equations! - This is the best

I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation 1 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey 

 In other words,

 A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

 

 Equation 2

 Man = eat + sleep + earn money

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

 Man = Donkey + earn money

 

Therefore:

 Man-earn money = Donkey

 

 In other words

 Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

 

Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 

 Therefore:

 Woman = Donkey + spend

 Woman - spend = Donkey

 

 In other words,

 Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

 

 To Conclude:

 From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

 

 So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

 And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

 So, We have:

 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 

 Therefore.     

 from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 

 

 Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending! 

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(Maths people pls check & verify it)

Business and Job Comparison

Business and Job

Sr. No	Business	Job
1	Means: a person's regular occupation, profession, or trade.	Means:a paid position of regular employment.
2	It is a commercial activity.	It is a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
3	Types of business organization: sole proprietorship, partnership, corporation,Cooperative,Franchises, and Limited Liability Company, or LLC	In society, most of us have multiple jobs. A person may be an employee, a parent, and homemaker. They are all, in fact, by definition, types of jobs.
4	It is categorized as paid only as its commercial which can be on time given	It can be full-time or part-time categorized as paid or unpaid.

Joke of sense

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.

Joke of the day

What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

Answer:

A clock.

Apple joke

Q. What looks like half apple?

Answer : The other half.

😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣

Great laughter

 What two keys can’t open any door?

Answer:

A monkey and a donkey.

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

लय भारी जोक..

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

😨पोलीस : काय रे कुठे चाललाय एवढ्या रात्री?

😤बेवडा : प्रवचन ऐकायला....!

😬पोलीस : कोणत्या विषयावर प्रवचन आहे ?

😤बेवडा : दारूपासून होणारे दुष्परिणाम.... 

😨पोलीस : एवढ्या रात्री कोण देत प्रवचन

😭बेवडा : माझी बायको...!!! 

😛😝😜😄☺😊😀😉😃लय भारी....

 

जीवनात खुप हसा..

जीवनात खुप हसा....,

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एका ट्रॅफीक सिग्नल वर

एका भिकाऱ्या ला पाहुन माणुस

बोलला..." तुला कुठ तरी पाहील आहे...

भिकारी खुप हसला.....

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.खुप हसला....

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..आणि म्हणाला

" साहेब....आपण फेसबुक वर

फ्रेंड आहोत..

😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😁

हास्य मराठी विनोद

मास्तर:

1)त्याने भांडी घासली.

2)त्याला भांडी घासावी लागली.

या दोन वाक्यात काय फरक आहे?

बंड्या:

पहील्या वाक्यात कर्ता अविवाहीत आहे.

आणि

दुस-या वाक्यात कर्ता विवाहीत आहे.

मास्तरचे डोळे भरुन आले..!!!!

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