Is Google male or female?

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Word joke

Mike: Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars!

Spike: The cops are working on it—tirelessly.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Son: What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Father: Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.

Joke of the day between husband and wife

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus

Joke of the day

Vijay: I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him.

Ajay: Really

Vijay: Yep. I can tell if he is standing too.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Answer: You are pointless.

Where would you find a dog with one leg?

Where would you find a dog with one leg?

Answer:

Exactly where you had left it.

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Answer:

Because they have their own scales

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Answer: He did not have any guts.