Joke of the day

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.

Real joke

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Joke of the day

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.

God's words प्रभु के शब्द

प्रभु कहते है किसी को तकलीफ देकर , 

मुझसे अपनी खुशी की दुआ मत करना। 

लेकिन अगर किसी को एक पल की खुशी देते हो ,

अपनी तकलीफ की फिक्र मत करना। 

God says by hurting someone, Do not pray for your happiness from me. But if you give someone a moment's happiness, Do not worry about your suffering.

SAI BABA QUOTES

What matters is to live in the present, live now, for every moment is now. It is your thoughts and acts of the moment that create your future. The outline of your future path already exists, for you created its pattern by your past. 

- quotes by Sai Baba

Marathi joke मराठी हास्य विनोद

होळी

होळी येत आहे , त्या दिवशी इतके जुने कपडे घालु नका ...  की ....... कोण कलर लावण्या ऐवजी घरातुन जेवण आणुन देईल !!!

Hindi joke हिंदी चुटकुला

Son: पापा मैं फिर फेल हो गया

Father: कोई नहीं,तू शेर का बेटा है

Son: मैम भी कहती हैं

Father: क्या?

Son:  न जाने किस जानवर की औलाद हो। 

What exams do vampire teachers set?

What exams do vampire teachers set?

 Blood tests.

Why did the bee get married?

Why did the bee get married?

 Because he found his honey.

Silly mind

Silly mind

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.