Silly mind

Silly mind

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

Joke of the day

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

What has 4 wheels and flies?

Ans: Garbage Truck!

Magical calculation

Today I tell you through Magical calculation how many brothers and sisters you have ...

1- Take the number of brothers first! 

2- Add 2 in it now! 

3- Multiply the answer by 2! 

4- Add 1 in it now! 

5- Multiply the answer by 5! 

6- Find the number of sisters in that answer! 7- Now subtract 25 from the next answer!

8- Now you get the double digit number.

The first number is the brother and the second number is the number of sisters.

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call bears with no ears?

 B

What gets wet the more you dry?

"What gets wet the more you dry?

 A towel "

Laughing puzzle

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

What did the sea say to the sand?

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved!

Joke of the day

What is faster Hot or cold?

 Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Thought of the day

इस संसार में

भूलों को माफ करने की क्षमता सिर्फ तीन में है....

माँ , महात्मा और  परमात्मा!

In this world Only three have the ability to forgive mistakes…. 

Mother, Mahatma and God!