Friday, April 24, 2020
Wednesday, April 22, 2020
World earth day
पेड़ पौधे मत करो नष्ट,
सांस लेने में होगा कष्ट
Save trees 🌳🌴🌲🌱
🌿☘🎋🍃🌹🌷🌾🎍🌺🌳
Save Earth 🌎 🌍🌏
🙏🏻World Earth Day🙏🏻
2020 Fresh jokes in hindi
👇
👉जो लोग आपसे जलते है🤔
उनपर थोड़ी हवन सामग्री डालकर बोलें
🔥"स्वाहा"🔥
😀😁😂
👦पति– जब हमारी नई-नई शादी हुई थी,
तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी
और अब….???
👩पत्नि — पहले मै रामायण देखती थी,
और
अब क्राईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।
😂😂😂😉😉
छोटू: 🙍🏻♂तूने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए💇🏼♂
?
मोटू🙍♂: यार नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नही थे तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे
😂😂😂😂😂😂
जिस बन्दे को गर्लफ्रेंड मिलने की उम्मीद ख़तम हो जाती है😒
उसके मुंह से सिर्फ यही निकलता है...
🙈😬
*कुछ नहीं रखा इन सब में !!*
🤣😂
Sunday, April 19, 2020
Just fight with courage
No matter how hot the sun is
Did the sea ever dry up?
Did he bow to the crisis?
We will win with determination
The key to success again
The battle of life
Just fight with courage
Just fight with courage
To protect the householder
The dog arrives
Is the life insurance removed?
Never asks my friend
Just fight with courage
Just fight with courage
The tiger does not live poorly
under adverse conditions
Because no prey was found
Never ask for grant ans subsidy
Just fight with courage
Just fight with courage
The tiger does not live poorly
under adverse conditions
Because no prey was found
Never ask for grant ans subsidy
Just fight with courage
Just fight with courage
Nest flies in the storm ,
water flows in the anthill holes
Which ant? Which bird? 🐜🕊
So does suicide?
Just fight with courage
Just fight with courage
Keep an eye on the honeybee
Flowers are no less
Friend for the honey comb
There is no employment
Just fight with courage
Saturday, April 18, 2020
Motivation
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.
Friday, April 17, 2020
Jokes to laugh
“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”
“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”
“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Laughter of the day
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said.
“Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.
“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Saturday, April 11, 2020
Fresh jokes with sense of humor
Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"
Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Teacher: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Rohan: Big hands.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"
"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says.
"There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Friday, April 10, 2020
What can you hold without touching it at all?
What can you hold without touching it at all?
Answer:
A conversation.
Doctor and patient joke
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
Thursday, April 9, 2020
Joke of the day
Father: Let me see your report card.
Tom:I don’t have it.
Father: Why not?
Tom:My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Laugh it's good joke
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?
It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?
-
Two birds.
What to do at home at the time of lock down?
What to do at home at the time of lock down?
First thing is to be positive and don't loose hope.
Keep yourself busy by doing following things inside your home:
First thing is to be positive and don't loose hope.
Keep yourself busy by doing following things inside your home:
- Painting as you wish to do.
- Sketching as per your art.
- Exercise normally which will keep you fit and healthy
- Do meditation
- Do Yoga
- Reading books, articles , studies, etc.
- Writing a book which will be inspirational our guidance for others or some poetry, shayari.
- Cooking try new dishes to learn.
- Spend time with your family happily.
- Play indoor games with children's.
- Call to your relatives and talk with them.
- Work from home by doing your work digitally by laptop or smartphone.
- Online course complete a course which can be done online and get a Certificate.
- Make video which will be inspirational our guidance for others.
- Watch movies on TV or You-tube online
- Help at home for doing regular work like cleaning, washing clothes utensils and so on.
- Make a time table for regular activities.
- Listen music which you love.
- Prepare for your competitive exams.
- The students can start their studies of next class online.
- Stay at home and stay safe .
- Follow government guidelines.
- Eat healthy food and fruits.
- Help the poor and needy.
- There are many more work which can be done which we love to do at home.
- Don't get panic and be aware of it.
- Pray to god that everything will get normal as it was previously.
- Love whatever you do.
Wednesday, April 8, 2020
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?
Your gloves.
Tuesday, April 7, 2020
Write a program in C to count number of words and characters in a file.
Write a program in C to count number of words and characters in a file.
#include
#include
void main()
{
FILE *fptr;
char ch;
int wrd=1,charctr=1;
char fname[20];
printf("\n\n Count the number of words and characters in a file :\n");
printf("---------------------------------------------------------\n");
printf(" Input the filename to be opened : ");
scanf("%s",fname);
fptr=fopen(fname,"r");
if(fptr==NULL)
{
printf(" File does not exist or can not be opened.");
}
else
{
ch=fgetc(fptr);
printf(" The content of the file %s are : ",fname);
while(ch!=EOF)
{
printf("%c",ch);
if(ch==' '||ch=='\n')
{
wrd++;
}
else
{
charctr++;
}
ch=fgetc(fptr);
}
printf("\n The number of words in the file %s are : %d\n",fname,wrd-2);
printf(" The number of characters in the file %s are : %d\n\n",fname,charctr-1);
}
fclose(fptr);
}
Output:
Count the number of words and characters in a file :
-----------------------------------------------------
Input the filename to be opened : sample.txt
The content of the file sample.txt are :
test line 1
test line 2
The number of words in the file test.txt are : 6
The number of characters in the file test.txt are : 18
#include
#include
void main()
{
FILE *fptr;
char ch;
int wrd=1,charctr=1;
char fname[20];
printf("\n\n Count the number of words and characters in a file :\n");
printf("---------------------------------------------------------\n");
printf(" Input the filename to be opened : ");
scanf("%s",fname);
fptr=fopen(fname,"r");
if(fptr==NULL)
{
printf(" File does not exist or can not be opened.");
}
else
{
ch=fgetc(fptr);
printf(" The content of the file %s are : ",fname);
while(ch!=EOF)
{
printf("%c",ch);
if(ch==' '||ch=='\n')
{
wrd++;
}
else
{
charctr++;
}
ch=fgetc(fptr);
}
printf("\n The number of words in the file %s are : %d\n",fname,wrd-2);
printf(" The number of characters in the file %s are : %d\n\n",fname,charctr-1);
}
fclose(fptr);
}
Output:
Count the number of words and characters in a file :
-----------------------------------------------------
Input the filename to be opened : sample.txt
The content of the file sample.txt are :
test line 1
test line 2
The number of words in the file test.txt are : 6
The number of characters in the file test.txt are : 18
Write a C program to count number of words in a given text or sentence.
Write a C program to count number of words in a given text or sentence.
#include
#include
void main()
{
char s[200];
int count = 0, i;
printf("Enter the string:\n");
scanf("%[^\n]s", s);
for (i = 0;s[i] != '\0';i++)
{
if (s[i] == ' ' && s[i+1] != ' ')
count++;
}
printf("Number of words in given string are: %d\n", count + 1);
}
Output:
Enter the string:
welcome to vijaymarwaha.blogspot.com blog
Number of words in given string are: 4
#include
#include
void main()
{
char s[200];
int count = 0, i;
printf("Enter the string:\n");
scanf("%[^\n]s", s);
for (i = 0;s[i] != '\0';i++)
{
if (s[i] == ' ' && s[i+1] != ' ')
count++;
}
printf("Number of words in given string are: %d\n", count + 1);
}
Output:
Enter the string:
welcome to vijaymarwaha.blogspot.com blog
Number of words in given string are: 4
Write a program in php to print the multiplication table of 9
Write a program in php to print the multiplication table of 9:
Answer:
Answer:
<? php
define('a', 9);
for($i=1; $i<=10; $i++)
{
echo $i*a;
echo '<br>';
}
?>
define('a', 9);
for($i=1; $i<=10; $i++)
{
echo $i*a;
echo '<br>';
}
?>
Write a php program to print factorial of a number
Write a php program to print factorial of a number:
Answer:
$num = 7;
$factorial = 1;
for ($x=$num; $x>=1; $x--)
{
$factorial = $factorial * $x;
}
echo "Factorial of $num is $factorial";
?>
Output:
Factorial of 7 is 5040
Answer:
$num = 7;
$factorial = 1;
for ($x=$num; $x>=1; $x--)
{
$factorial = $factorial * $x;
}
echo "Factorial of $num is $factorial";
?>
Output:
Factorial of 7 is 5040
What three letters change a girl into a woman?
Question:
What three letters change a girl into a woman?
Answer:
AGE.
Monday, April 6, 2020
PHP originally stood for
PHP originally stood for:
Personal Home Page in 1994
The acronym was formally changed to PHP: HyperText Preprocessor, in 1997
Write a php program to check wether a number is prime or not
Write a php program to check wether a number is prime or not
<?php
// PHP code to check wether a number is prime or Not
function primeCheck($number)
{
if ($number == 1)
return 0;
for ($i = 2; $i <= $number/2; $i++)
{
if ($number % $i == 0)
return 0;
}
return 1;
}
$number = 31;
$flag = primeCheck($number);
if ($flag == 1)
echo "Prime number";
else
echo "Not Prime number"
?>
Write a program in php to check given number is even or odd
Write a program in php to check given number is even or odd
Answer:
<html>
<body>
<h3>Odd or Even PHP Example</h3>
<form action="" method="post">
<label>Enter a number</label>
<input type="text" name="number" />
<input type="submit" />
</form>
</body>
</html>
<?php
if($_POST){
$number = $_POST['number'];
//check if the enter value is a number or throw an error
if (!(is_numeric($number) && is_int(0+$number))){
echo "<p style='color:red;'>Error: You entered a string. Please enter an Integer</p>";
die();
}
//divide the entered number by 2
//if the reminder is 0 then the number is even otherwise the number is odd
if(($number % 2) == 0){
echo "You entered an Even number";
}else{
echo "You entered an Odd number";
}
}
?>
Joke of the month
पहिल्यांदा दारू पिऊन पडल्यावर कोण पहात नव्हतं
पण आता
उचलून साईट घेऊन विचारतात
"कुठं मिळाली" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maths Joke of equation
Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!
Equation1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore.
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!
😂😜😉😝😛😂
(Maths people pls check & verify it)
Business and Job Comparison
| Sr. No | Business | Job |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Means: a person's regular occupation, profession, or trade. | Means:a paid position of regular employment. |
| 2 | It is a commercial activity. | It is a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid. |
| 3 | Types of business organization: sole proprietorship, partnership, corporation,Cooperative,Franchises, and Limited Liability Company, or LLC | In society, most of us have multiple jobs. A person may be an employee, a parent, and homemaker. They are all, in fact, by definition, types of jobs. |
| 4 | It is categorized as paid only as its commercial which can be on time given | It can be full-time or part-time categorized as paid or unpaid. |
Joke of sense
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.
लय भारी जोक..
😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂
😨पोलीस : काय रे कुठे चाललाय एवढ्या रात्री?
😤बेवडा : प्रवचन ऐकायला....!
😬पोलीस : कोणत्या विषयावर प्रवचन आहे ?
😤बेवडा : दारूपासून होणारे दुष्परिणाम....
😨पोलीस : एवढ्या रात्री कोण देत प्रवचन
😭बेवडा : माझी बायको...!!!
😛😝😜😄☺😊😀😉😃लय भारी....
जीवनात खुप हसा..
जीवनात खुप हसा....,
🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
एका ट्रॅफीक सिग्नल वर
एका भिकाऱ्या ला पाहुन माणुस
बोलला..." तुला कुठ तरी पाहील आहे...
भिकारी खुप हसला.....
.
.
.खुप हसला....
.
.
.
.
..आणि म्हणाला
" साहेब....आपण फेसबुक वर
फ्रेंड आहोत..
😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😁
हास्य मराठी विनोद
मास्तर:
1)त्याने भांडी घासली.
2)त्याला भांडी घासावी लागली.
या दोन वाक्यात काय फरक आहे?
बंड्या:
पहील्या वाक्यात कर्ता अविवाहीत आहे.
आणि
दुस-या वाक्यात कर्ता विवाहीत आहे.
मास्तरचे डोळे भरुन आले..!!!!
😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂
सर्वात खतरनाक जोक
😂😂😂😂😂
सर्वात खतरनाक जोक.
बंड्या- बघ तुझ्या बायकोला साप चावतोय.......
गण्या- अरे तो चावत नाय काय, त्याच विष संपलय म्हणून तो.........
रिचार्ज मारायला आलाय....... 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
😂😂😂😂😂😜😜
मराठी विनोद
😂😂😂😂😂
गुरुजी - सांगा बरं भारतात इलेक्ट्रिक वायर एवढ्या उंचीवर का असतात ??
गण्या - कारण भारतातील बायका त्यावर पण कपडे वाळत घालायला कमी करणार नाही
😂😂😂😂😂
हसा आणी हसवा
😀हसा आणी हसवा😀😀
शिक्षक=उशीर का झाला शाळेत यायला?
चिंटू=आई बाबा भांडत होते.
शिक्षक-त्याचा उशिरा येण्याशी काय संबंध?
चिंटू-माझा एक बूट आईच्या हातात व दुसरा बाबांच्या हातात होता.
😂😂😂😂😂
कडक विनोद
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
कडक विनोद
गण्या :- आई गांधीजी👶 च्या डोक्यावर केस का नव्हते ????
आई :- कारण ते फक्त खरं बोलत होते..
गण्या :- आता समजलं की बायकांचे 👩 केस लांब का असतात..
लय धुतलं आईनं
😜😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Attitude jokes in marathi
😂😂😂😂😁😂😁
याला म्हणतात Attitude.....
एका लहान मुलाला विचारले
'कोणत्या शाळेत जातोस?'
तो म्हणाला 'मी जात नाही!....मला पाठवतात...😏'
😁😁😜😜😆😆😂😂
Navin jokes in marathi
😜🤪🤪
नवरा :- प्रिये, आज चहा असा बनव कि तन मन डोलायला लागेल
बायको :- दूध आपल्याकडे म्हशीचं येतं, नागिनीचं नाही
🤣🤣
Saturday, April 4, 2020
Joke of the week
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what?
Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Thursday, April 2, 2020
श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम रामनवमी
नादातुनी या नाद निर्मितो
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
नाद निर्मितो मंगलधाम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
चैतन्यात आहे राम .
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सत्संगाचा सुगंध राम .
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
आनंदाचा आनंद राम ..
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
त्रिभुवनतारक आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सुखकारक हा आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
श्रद्धा जेथे तेथे राम .
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
शांती जेथे तेथे राम ..
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सबुरी ठायी आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
चैतन्याचे सुंदर धाम .
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
पुरुषोत्तम परमेश राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
भक्तिभाव तेथे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
निर्गुणी सुंदर आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
लावण्याचा गाभारा
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
कैवल्याची मूर्ती राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
चराचरातील स्फूर्ती राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
अत्म्याठायी आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
पर्मात्माही आहे राम .
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सगुणातही आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
निर्गुणी सुंदर आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
जे जे मंगल तेथे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सुमंगलाची पहाट राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सृष्टीचे ह्या चलन राम ..
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
कर्तव्याचे पालन राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
दु:ख निवारक आहे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
स्वानंदाच्या ठायी राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सुंदर सूर तेथे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
शब्द सुंदर तेथे राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सकल जीवांच्या ठायी राम.
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
वात्सल्याचे स्वरूप राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सुंदर माधव मेघ श्याम ..
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
दशरथ नंदन रघुवीर राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
अयोध्यापती योद्धा राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
रघुपती राघव राजाराम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
रामनाम सुखदायक राम ..
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
सकल सुखाचा सागर राम .
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
चराचरातील जागर राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
रामभक्त नीत स्मरतो राम .
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
कुशलव गायिणि रमतो राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
हनुमंताच्या हृदयी राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
जानकी वल्लभ राजस राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
चराचरातील आत्मा राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
समर्थ वचनी रमला राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
कुलभूषण रघुनंदन राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
राम गायिणि रमतो राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
स्वरांकुरांच्या हृदयी राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
भक्तीरंगी खुलतो राम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
दाशरथी हा निजसुखधाम
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
कौसल्यासुत हृदयनिवास
।। श्री राम जय राम जय जय राम ।।
राजीवलोचन पुण्यनिध्य हअ ।।
सीतापती कैवल्य प्रमाण ।।
पत्नीपरायण सीताराम।।
लक्ष्मण छाया दे विश्राम ।।
आदर्शांचा आदर्श राम ।।
एक वचनी हा देव महान।।
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Wednesday, April 1, 2020
"स्वीकार" करने की "हिम्मत"और"सुधार" करने की "नियत" हो तो,इन्सान बहुत कुछ सीख सकता है।
"स्वीकार" करने की "हिम्मत" और
"सुधार" करने की "नियत" हो तो,
इन्सान बहुत कुछ सीख सकता है।
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