Laughter of the day

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. 

“Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.

“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

What did the beach say when the tide came in? 

Long time no sea.

Fresh jokes with sense of humor

Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"

Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."

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Teacher: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Rohan: Big hands.

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Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

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Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" 

"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says.

 "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

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