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Fight against corona poetry

One plus two is three,  stay at home to make our country corona free.  Two plus six is eight,  prepare yourself against corona fight.  Three plus four is seven,  feed the poor  to go to heaven.  Four plus one is five,  maintain social distance to stay alive.  Five plus four is nine,  washing your hands will keep you fine. 

Thanks message

Thanks for contributing  to save the world from corona virus monster by staying home. You all are the original warrior to fight against corona and to stop corona to spread in community.Fight against Corona is a war conditions where you have to lockdown. Also good to hear that you all are following the precautions to prevent from corona virus by washing hands, maintaing social distance, placing tissue near mouth at the time of coughing and sneezing, sanitizing the social area, wearing mask , cleanliness. Thank you for showing humanity rather than business. Thank you for the food given to poor people which requires a salute to you all. Thanks to the persons those who are on duty doing their job like a great fighter in the war.  Cleaners, Doctors, Nurses, Police a big Salute to them all no words for them great job. This is the history which you all are making that will be read by our future generations.  At last but not least I would like to thanks our Indian prime minister ...

Corona virus

C - Courageous  O - Opportunity R - Relaxation O - Open-minded N - Neat-handed A - Adaptability को - कोई रो - रोड पर ना - ना आए Stay home🏡 Stay safe 😊 Maintain social distancing ✋ Wash your hands for 20seconds 👏 Wear mask 😷 Take precaution 🙏 Fight against Corona .  Precaution is better than cure. 

Guess the names of girls according to the words given below

Guess the names  of girls according to the words given below नीचे दिए शब्दों का हिंदी अनुवाद कर लड़कियों के नाम बताएं (1) Line = रेखा  (2) Dot = (3) Flower = (4) Reflection = (5) Evening = (6) White = (7) New = (8) Honey= (9) Light = (10) Nature = (11) Peace = (12) Gold = (13) Dream = (14) Progress = (15) Night = (16) Sun = (17) Rays = (18) Earth = (19) Map = (20) Happy = (21) Wealth = (22) Water = (23) Knowledge = (24) Lamp = (25) Inspiration = (26) River = (27) Lightning = (28) Complete = (29) Burnt = (30) Unique = (31) Divine =  (32) Pleasant =  (33) Star = (34) Dew Drops = (35) Famous = (36) Review=  फुरसत का कार्य। बिजी रहें

Write your name with respect to emoji given

Write your full name in comment below with respect to emoji given below you will definitely have fun: Apna  pura name emoji ke hisab se likho maza aayga😁😁  A😘       B❤        C😠       D😻        E😏      F😜        G😚       H💋       I😇        J😪  K💘        L💛       M😍       N😊        O😎      P👀       Q🔥        R💯        S💍      T👸   U🌹        V😀       W🌸         X💜      Y 😝   Z🙄... ❓ CMNT Fast🏃🏃🏃

Whatsapp Status question

Can u find the different one       A   B   C   D   E 1.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻 2.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻 3.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻👦🏻🧒🏻 4.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻 5.🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻 Hard to find  I lost to _______ Answer: 😂😂 The question is can you find the different one ...and ans Is *Yes* or *No*😂..anyway as u replied then u hve make as status   Now change your status😂 😂😂

Challenge put status question

Find the correct result Remember that the Math is correct 1+4=5 2+5=12 3+6=21 5+8=_ If your answer wrong u must uploade it in Ur status I lost to ________ Answer:  The question is of reading comprehension.  It says: "Find the correct result" And the only correct result is: 5. That is 4 + 1 = 5.  The rest are false results. Now you have to put it in your status deleting this first part of explanation.

Word game

*CORONA SPECIAL!*                     NICE GAME :     Try to answer💪 Add an English word to the following Set of Words in such a way that the First Word is Completed and the  Second Word Starts... For Example -  Foot---------Pen Ans = Ball  So, its Football and Ball pen 1. Business----------ship. 2. Roman------------pad. 3. Sketch-------------stand. 4. Power--------------full. 5. Postal--------------book. 6. Candle-----------house. 7. Double------------road. 8. Grave--------------stick. 9. Waste--------------lord. 10. Street----------weight. 11. Wrist--------------man. 12. Ultra--------------proof. 13. Girl----------------ship. 14. Left---------------smart. 15. Hair---------party. 16. Over--------------pass. 17. Post----------van 18. Pain----------stop. 19. Play---------nut. 20. Blank--------book. 21. High---------breaker. 22. Air------------cover. Try & Complete this😎 Answer: The answers are as f...

Amitabh Bachchan Guess these 30 movies name.

For all Amitabh Bachchan fans, Guess these 30 movies name.  1.🔗🔗 2.🍚💚🍋 3.🍪👔🏡 4.🙊🔑🙊🔑 5.🔥💥 6.👨🎭👆🔴 7.✌✌✋ 8.👬❌ 9.☔👆🌌 10.7⃣↕7⃣ 11.✋✌🇮🇳 12.✋🚪 13.❌📍 14.😎👮🎓 15.🍺🍻🚶 16.👨 17.🔥〰〰〰〰〰 18.✋➡✊ 19.⬆👨⬇👨 20.🔴👑 21.🌞👬🍋 22.👀 23.🔥☔ 24.🌵 25.⚫ 26.⌚ 27.🙇🚗 28.👴➡👨 29.👻✋ 30.💪🃏🎴🀄. Answer: 1. Janjir 2. Namak haram 3. Roti kapda makan 4. Chupke chupke 5. Sholay 6. Mr. Natwarlal 7. Do or do panch 8. Dostana 9. Barsat ki ek raat 10. Satte pe satta 12. Band darwaja 14. Andha kanun 17. Aag 18. Hum tere sang 20. Lal badshah 21. Suryavansham 22. Aankhen 24. Kaante 25. Black 26. Wakt

Quiz time at lockdown

"QUIZ TIME" Give ONE WORD which has BOTH MEANING: 1. Pencil Brand & Lord of Dance = ________ 2. Birth Sign in English & Type of Disease = ________ 3. Name of Soap & A Musical Instrument = ________ 4. A Car Brand & Lord Ramas Devotee = __________ 5. Name of Fruit & Name of Shoe Polish = ________ 6. Mobile Brand & Fruit Name = ________ 7. Name of Bulb Co. & Source of Energy = 8. An Agarbatti Brand &   Mode of transport = ________ 9. Watch Brand & Resident of Country = ________ 10. Mineral Water Co. & Mountain Range = ________ 11. Name of Bird & Beer Brand = ________ 12. Name of Fuel / Clothing Company = ________ 13. Tree / Toothpaste = ________ 14.Famous Monument / Tea brand = _________ Let's see  who  can answer this ? Answer: 1. Natraj 2. Cancer 3. Santoor 4. Maruti 5. Cherry blossom  6. Apple 7. Urja 8. Cycle 9. Citizen 10. Himalaya  11. Kingfisher 12. Diesel 13. Babul 14. Taj Mahal

BRAIN WORKOUT CHALLENGE

Lockdown, you should not get bored.... *BRAIN WORKOUT CHALLENGE*❓ *These are 15 things which we see daily, correct the spelling ...* *01. Egbindinatl* *02. Evtlesnioi* *03. Miet* *04. Boilme* *05. Ishtr* *06. Agdrne* *07. Solhoc* *08. sjdmai* *09. Tsere* *10. Yclecs* *11. Neplci* *12. Odosretp* *13. Thgli* *14. Sglas* *15. Owilpl* *NOTE :* *Q NO 1 has 30* *marks,rest 5 marks each* *TOTAL MARKS:100* *PASSING MARKS 70%* *Time Limit = 1 day* *Solve it👍 good luck.* Answer 1 dinning table 2 television 3 time 4. Mobile 5. Shirt 6. Garden 7. School 8. Masjid 9. Trees 10. cycles 11 Pencil 12. door steps 13 light 14 glass 15 pillow

Home quarantine quiz

Name the country.. 1.2⃣+®️+🔑=  2.⛓+🅰️=  3.🧊+🛣= 4.🅾️+🧔🏻=  5.🐈+🅰️+®️=  6.J+🍳=  7.😷+💵=) 8.🍲+U+👩🏻‍🦰= 9.👄+🅰️=  10.U+🏗= 11.🅿️+🅰️+🧔🏻= 12.🚢+🦢+🅰️= 13.✋🏻+☕= 14.🍐+®️= 15.👔+🚐= 16.💩+🛣= 17.🥖+🥛+ ➖= 18.F+🏃🏻‍♂+🧊= 19.🎤+🦧+🍼= 20.🔔+🏋🏻‍♀= 21.❌+➡=  22.I+🏃🏻‍♀= 23.👔+🛣= 24.Ⓜ+🚣+👁+🅰️= 25.⬇+🛣=       📦 Home quarantine quiz. Answer 1 Turkey 🇹🇷 2 China 🇨🇳 3 Iceland 🇮🇸 4 Oman🇴🇲 5 Qatar 🇶🇦 6 Japan 🇯🇵 7 Germany 🇩🇪 8 Portugal 🇵🇹 9 Libya 🇱🇾 10 Ukraine 🇺🇦 11 Paraguay 🇵🇾 12 Botswana 🇧🇼 13 Haiti 🇭🇹 14 Peru 🇵🇪 15 Taiwan 🇹🇼 16 Poland 🇵🇱 17 Bangladesh 🇧🇩 18 France 🇫🇷 19 Michigan  20 Belgium 🇧🇪 21 Norway 🇳🇴 22 Iran 🇮🇷 23 Thailand 🇹🇭 24 Malaysia 🇲🇾 25 Finland 🇫🇮

श्री स्वामी समर्थ

!! श्री स्वामी समर्थ !! *भरलेल्या ढगामधुन तेजस्वी पाझरणारा प्रकाश म्हणजे स्वामी||* *छोट्या पाखरासाठी अनंत असणारे आकाश म्हणजे स्वामी||*  *छोट्या पाखराला आपल्या चोचीतुन चारा भरवणारी आई म्हणजे स्वामी||* *आणि त्याच पाखराच्या पंखात बळ देऊन गगनात झेप घ्यायला लावणारे बाप म्हणजे स्वामी........||* *शेवटी थोडेसे,* *अंधाराला चिरून जाणारी तेजस्वी वाट म्हणजे स्वामी..||* आणि बुडत्या जहाजाला तारणारी सागराची लाट म्हणजे स्वामी..|| ||श्री स्वामी समर्थ जय जय स्वामी समर्थ|| 🌹श्री स्वामी समर्थ 🌹 ॥ अवधूत चिंतन श्री गुरुदेव दत्त ॥

Accept and adjust

*🌹पेड़ के नीचे रखी भगवान की टूटी मूर्ति को देख कर समझ आया,*  *कि..* *परिस्थिति चाहे कैसी भी हो,*  *पर कभी ख़ुद को टूटने नही देना..* *वर्ना ये दुनिया जब टूटने पर भगवान को घर से निकाल सकती है तो फिर हमारी तो औकात ही क्या है।* *गलती आपकी हो या मेरी*     *रिश्ता तो हमारा है ना...!*      *Accept  &  Adjust*           🌹🙏🏻🙏🏻🌹 *"मुस्कुराना"* सीखना पड़ता है...! *"रोना"* तो पैदा होते ही आ जाता हैं...! *सुप्रभात...* *नमस्कार...* *आपका दिन मंगलमय हो...*☕

Keep smiling

🌹💞🌹💞🌹💞🌹💞 क्या खुब लिखा है गुलजार जी ने ... पानी से तस्वीर             कहा बनती है, ख्वाबों से तकदीर             कहा बनती है, किसी भी रिश्ते को             सच्चे दिल से निभाओ, ये जिंदगी फिर             वापस कहा मिलती है कौन किस से             चाहकर दूर होता है, हर कोई अपने            हालातों से मजबूर होता है, हम तो बस             इतना जानते हैं... हर रिश्ता "मोती" और             हर दोस्त "कोहिनूर" होता  है। 🌹💞 Keep Smiling ☺ 💞🌹

Shaadi joke

कोयल ने पूछा कौवे से 'अभी तक शादी क्यों नहीं की...' कौवा बोला बिना शादी के ही जिंदगी में इतनी काँव-काँव हैं तो शादी के बाद कितनी होगी.. 😂😂😀😂😀😂👍👍👍

Hindi joke

30 साल पहले समोसा 50 पैसे का था फोन CALL  8 Rs का.. अब फोन call  60 पैसे का है समोसा  8 Rs का.... महंगाई बढी नही है इधर से उधर हो गई है ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😜😜

What do you call an American Bee?

What do you call an American Bee? Answer: USB.

Disease prevention

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Pass the message to kick out coronavirus campaign promotes five key steps for people to follow to protect their health in line with WHO guidance, focused on  1.hand washing, 2.coughing etiquette,  3.not touching your face,  4.physical distance and 5.staying home if feeling unwell. 

After doing BCA which subject is highly demand in government teacher job...math or computer

After doing BCA which subject is highly demand in government teacher job...math or computer Aiming for a teaching career in government schools you will have to qualify the exam conducted by government like Teachers Eligibility Test (TET), TGT, PRT, PGT and so on. For example: TET will have two papers with multiple-choice questions- *Paper I will be for those intending to become teachers for classes I-V. *Paper II will be for those aspiring to teach between classes VI and VIII. Those interested in teaching from Class I to VIII will have to appear for both papers. The TET is conducted both by the central and state governments of India. Most states conduct their own TET. Eligibility Criteria: People with professional teaching qualifications, including the B.T.C (D.El.Ed), B.Ed, and B.El.Ed, are eligible to take the test. Candidates must score over 60% to pass. Teaching is a very good profession  in India. So , after doing BCA you have choice in computer as for maths y...

Sphere formula in maths

Sphere formula: A three-dimensional figure with all of its points equidistant from its center. Radius: r Diameter: d Surface area: S  Volume: V  S = 4 Pi r 2 = Pi d 2  V = (4 Pi/3)r 3 = (Pi/6)d 3 Sector of a Sphere  The part of a sphere between two right circular cones that have a common vertex at the center of the sphere, and a common axis. (The interior cone may have a base with zero radius.)  Radius: r  Height: h  Volume: V  S = 2 Pi rh  V = (2 Pi/3)r 2 h Spherical Cap   The portion of a sphere cut off by a plane. If the height, the radius of the sphere, and the radius of the base are equal: h = r (= r 1 ), the figure is called a hemisphere.  Radius of sphere: r  Radius of base: r 1  Height: h  Surface area: S  Volume: V  r = (h 2 +r 1 2 )/(2h)  S = 2 Pi rh  V = (Pi/6)(3r 1 2 +h 2 )h   Segment and Zone of a Sphere  ...

Which table fits in the fridge?

Which table fits in the fridge? VegeTABLE.

Secret of extremely long life

“Keep a quiet heart, sit like a tortoise, walk sprightly like a pigeon and sleep like a dog .”    Secret of extremely long life

COVID-19

No matter who you are or what you do, right now you should be focused on your health - and not about whether you will lose your job or run out of money for things like groceries or medicine. The spread of COVID-19 is forcing all of us to change our ways, and we know it’s a big adjustment. But we will fight, and together we will get through this by taking precautions. It is practically impossible to completely prevent the spread but you can take certain measures to reduce the chances of getting it. Wash your hands often – It is probably the best measure to prevent the transfer of cold or any kind of infection. Use sanitizer while being in any public places and also make it a point to wash hands before eating. Teach the importance of hand-wash to kids also. Avoid touching your face – Try not to touch face, mouth, nose & eye areas, when you are near to a person infected with cold. Control stress – People facing emotional stress regularly have a weaker immune system, which...

Coronavirus

The virus affects the human system during winter and early spring.  This virus is behind 20% of colds.  There are more than 30 types of coronavirus, out of which only 3 or 4 ones are harmful. There are many varieties of coronavirus that affect animals, and up to six can affect humans.  This type of virus typically causes mild to moderate upper SARS (severe acute respiratory syndrome). Coronaviruses cause acute, mild upper respiratory infection (common cold). Coronaviruses are found in avian and mammalian species.  They resemble each other in morphology and chemical structure: for example, the coronaviruses of humans and cattle are antigenically related. There is no evidence, however, that human coronaviruses can be transmitted by animals. In animals, various coronaviruses invade many different tissues and cause a variety of diseases, but in humans they are only proved to cause mild upper respiratory infections, i.e. common colds. On rare occasions, gastro...

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?  Bison!

Why should you never date tennis players?

Q: Why should you never date tennis players? A: Love means nothing to them.

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Q: What kind of dog chases anything red? A: A Bulldog.

Is Google male or female?

Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Word joke

Mike: Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! Spike: The cops are working on it—tirelessly.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Son: What’s the difference between love and marriage? Father: Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.

Joke of the day between husband and wife

Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus

Joke of the day

Vijay: I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him. Ajay: Reall y Vijay: Yep. I can tell if he is standing too.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

What did the triangle say to the circle? Answer: You are pointless.

Where would you find a dog with one leg?

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Answer: Exactly where you had left it.

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Answer: Because they have their own scales

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Answer: He did not have any guts.

सुप्रभात

*विचार अगर अच्छे है तो अपना* *मन-ही मंदिर है,* *आचरण अगर अच्छा है तो अपना* *तन-ही मंदिर है,* *व्यवहार अगर अच्छा है तो अपना* *धन-ही मंदिर है,* *और* *यह तीनों अगर अच्छे है* *तो...अपना* *जीवन-ही मंदिर है.!!*        *🙏🏻🌹सुप्रभात🙏🏻🌹*     *🌼🌷जय श्री कृष्ण🌷🌼*

सुप्रभात

              *पत्थर में भगवान है,*         *यह समझाने में धर्म सफल रहा,*               *पर इंसान में इंसान है,*                   *यह समझाने में,*             *धर्म आज भी असफल है...!!"*                                              *शुभ प्रभात *

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? Answer: magnet has a positive side.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women?

 What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? Answer:  AGE

What goes up when rain comes down?

Q: What goes up when rain comes down? A: The umbrella.

Why do most married men die before their wives?

Why do most married men die before their wives? Answer : Because they want to.

How do you make the number one disappear?

How do you make the number one disappear? Answer: Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary? Answer : Incorrectly.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows?

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? Answer : I do.

What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

What goes on and on and has an i in the middle? Answer: An onion

Joke of the day

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.

Real joke

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Joke of the day

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.

God's words प्रभु के शब्द

प्रभु कहते है किसी को तकलीफ देकर ,  मुझसे अपनी खुशी की दुआ मत करना।  लेकिन अगर किसी को एक पल की खुशी देते हो , अपनी तकलीफ की फिक्र मत करना।  God says by hurting someone, Do not pray for your happiness from me. But if you give someone a moment's happiness, Do not worry about your suffering.

SAI BABA QUOTES

What matters is to live in the present, live now, for every moment is now. It is your thoughts and acts of the moment that create your future. The outline of your future path already exists, for you created its pattern by your past.  - quotes by Sai Baba

Marathi joke मराठी हास्य विनोद

होळी होळी येत आहे , त्या दिवशी इतके जुने कपडे घालु नका ...  की ....... कोण कलर लावण्या ऐवजी घरातुन जेवण आणुन देईल !!!

Hindi joke हिंदी चुटकुला

Son: पापा मैं फिर फेल हो गया Father: कोई नहीं,तू शेर का बेटा है Son: मैम भी कहती हैं Father: क्या? Son:  न जाने किस जानवर की औलाद हो। 

What exams do vampire teachers set?

What exams do vampire teachers set?  Blood tests.

Why did the bee get married?

Why did the bee get married?  Because he found his honey.

Silly mind

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

Joke of the day

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

What has 4 wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage Truck!

Magical calculation

Today I tell you through Magical calculation how many brothers and sisters you have ... 1- Take the number of brothers first!  2- Add 2 in it now!  3- Multiply the answer by 2!  4- Add 1 in it now!  5- Multiply the answer by 5!  6- Find the number of sisters in that answer! 7- Now subtract 25 from the next answer! 8- Now you get the double digit number. The first number is the brother and the second number is the number of sisters.

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call bears with no ears?  B

What gets wet the more you dry?

"What gets wet the more you dry?  A towel "

Laughing puzzle

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

What did the sea say to the sand?

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved!

Joke of the day

What is faster Hot or cold?  Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Thought of the day

इस संसार में भूलों को माफ करने की क्षमता सिर्फ तीन में है.... माँ , महात्मा और  परमात्मा! In this world Only three have the ability to forgive mistakes….  Mother, Mahatma and God!