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Monday, April 6, 2020
Maths Joke of equation
Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!
Equation1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore.
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!
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(Maths people pls check & verify it)
Business and Job Comparison
| Sr. No | Business | Job |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Means: a person's regular occupation, profession, or trade. | Means:a paid position of regular employment. |
| 2 | It is a commercial activity. | It is a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid. |
| 3 | Types of business organization: sole proprietorship, partnership, corporation,Cooperative,Franchises, and Limited Liability Company, or LLC | In society, most of us have multiple jobs. A person may be an employee, a parent, and homemaker. They are all, in fact, by definition, types of jobs. |
| 4 | It is categorized as paid only as its commercial which can be on time given | It can be full-time or part-time categorized as paid or unpaid. |
Joke of sense
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.
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