Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus
Joke of the day
Vijay: I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him.
Ajay: Really
Vijay: Yep. I can tell if he is standing too.
Monday, March 16, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You are pointless.
Where would you find a dog with one leg?
Where would you find a dog with one leg?
Answer:
Exactly where you had left it.
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Answer:
Because they have their own scales
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: He did not have any guts.
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