What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Answer : Incorrectly.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows?

What is the longest sentence that a man knows?

Answer : I do.

What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

Answer: An onion

Joke of the day

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.

Real joke

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Joke of the day

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.

God's words प्रभु के शब्द

प्रभु कहते है किसी को तकलीफ देकर , 

मुझसे अपनी खुशी की दुआ मत करना। 

लेकिन अगर किसी को एक पल की खुशी देते हो ,

अपनी तकलीफ की फिक्र मत करना। 

God says by hurting someone, Do not pray for your happiness from me. But if you give someone a moment's happiness, Do not worry about your suffering.