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Monday, April 6, 2020

Joke of the month

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"कुठं मिळाली" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Maths Joke of equation

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1 

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey 

 In other words,
 A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
 

 Equation 2
 Man = eat + sleep + earn money
 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:
 Man = Donkey + earn money
 
Therefore:
 Man-earn money = Donkey
 
 In other words
 Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
 
Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend
 Donkey = eat + sleep
 
 Therefore:
 Woman = Donkey + spend
 Woman - spend = Donkey
 
 In other words,
 Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
 
 To Conclude:
 From Equation 2 and Equation 3
 
 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
 
 So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
 And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
 
 So, We have:
 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
 
 Therefore.     
 from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
 
 
 Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending! 

😂😜😉😝😛😂

(Maths people pls check & verify it)

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